*today is Halloween, and the party Sam was invited to is taking place today, as he has nothing to wear, he takes the octopus mask with him and the jacket, so this way he had a lame costume, but it was something, plus, he really liked that new jacket; he arrives at Barry's house and knocks on the door*
BARRY: hey bro, nice you arrived, wait what are you dressing as?
SAM: uuuuuuum, Squid guy?
BARRY: I'm pretty sure that's an octopus
SAM: I said I'm Squid guy
BARRY: is that from like a videogame or something?
SAM: no, I created it myself
BARRY: cool, so the beers are in the left and the hotties on the right
SAM: and yours sister?
BARRY: dude she's in her 30's
SAM: and?
BARRY: fuck off man
SAM: I'm just joking around man, your mother can do too
BARRY: stop talking like a 14 year old, you sound childish and stupid
SAM: ok ok, sorry man
BARRY: you'll scare off the girls
SAM: man shut up, I'm a womanizer
BARRY: have you ever had a girlfriend? Even a first kiss?
SAM: you talk like you are a stallion
BARRY: true but I don't go around calling myself a womanizer
SAM: just let me in already
BARRY: yeah, my place is your place, get comfortable
*Sam instantly goes for a cold one bad downs it in no time, as he goes for the second one Barry gives him a judgmental look and Sam puts the beer down, he starts to look around to check if there's anyone he knows, but there's no friends around, like if he had so many, he wasn't a very social kid, and even a less social teen, just then his eyes lands on a girl, a very pretty one, blue eyes, blonde hair, the dream girl of every men, he tries to take a step closer to her but someone gets on his way, he's way taller than him, and also looks more athletic, wich it's not very hard*
SAM: hey what the hell man
*The guy puts his arm around the girls shoulder*
GUY: I'm his bf dude, she's taken
SAM: oh, damn I didn't know
BF: well now you do, get away from her now loser, I can smell your virgin aroma from here
SAM: you do realize how you sound right? You look like you followed some Asian guy's steps in YouTube on how to become an "Alpha male"
BF: keep talking like that you bitch and I'll give you the beating of your life
SAM: see? Exactly what I'm talking about
BF: get lost
SAM: fine man, you win
*He leaves, defeated, but he didn't feel that bad, he would have messed up while talking to the girl anyways, so it saved him pepper spray in the eyes or a restraining order*
SAM: yo Barry, can I put the song now?
BARRY: first tell me what you are thinking of what are you going to play in there
SAM: System of a down
BARRY: no metal allowed
SAM: what? Come on bro
BARRY: choose something else
SAM: Weezer?
BARRY: see that's why you get no girls
SAM: now you are just being an asshole, Weezer is an awesome group
BARRY: I know dude, I also like it, but just keep that to yourself
SAM: fine, let me think then... Fun lovin' criminals?
BARRY: no one listens to that anymore
SAM: I do
BARRY: you are weird
SAM: ok, Red hot chilli peppers, that can't go wrong
BARRY: ok that does works
*As the song plays, Sam and Barry enjoy the song as the party slowly finishes and the people slowly fade away*
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Night masked freak
RandomA history about the mysterious killings happening all over Miami, a writer trying to find out what happened and what's happened, a corrupt cop who will do anything to get known and recognition and a group of people trying to get their moment of fame
