*Spoilers?* (P.S. I'm so sorry for coming up with this! 😭🙏)
Dipper had been screaming into his pillow for about an hour now, and it was really getting on Mabel's nerves! She'd been trying to feed her pet pig, Waddles, but his darn screaming had kept scaring him!
"Jeez Dipstick, how much longer are you going to do that? Cause, I'd really like to feed Waddles now. I mean, he hasn't eaten anything yet!"
"Sorry..."
"You sure sound sorry..."
"Hey! You're one to talk..."
"Well, you gonna tell me or not??"
" ... fine."
Yes! If she couldn't feed Waddles that at least she could get some more gossip in her life! Score!
"Mabel, I think I messed up. Bad."
"... Huh?"
" Mabel, I think I love the enemy..."
" You love Pacifica!? No way!? She's mine!- I... I mean oh yeah ... Who are you talking about??? ... ."
"I have so many questions on that topic now... but no. I do not love Pacifica Northwest. I love Gideon. Gideon Gleeful... I think."
" Gideon!? You fell in love with Gideon!? As in, Gideon I'm-gonna-threaten-you-then wonder-why-you-don't-like-me Gideon!? "
"Will you hush!? Wendy is still in the gift store, and I don't think I could take the sheer amount of embarrassment that particular knowledge could bring to both her, and me!"
He hissed out. He sounded, and looked, a lot like a cute, embarrassed, blushing snake! What with his now slightly squinted eyes. It was honestly more funny than it probably should be to her, actually!
"Well, I can't say I know why, but you should go for it Dippy-stick!!!"
"I swear, if you call me Dippy one.more.time!-"
"Hehe"
"You did that on purpose, didn't you?."
Ya, she did. It was funny though, right??.
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One-Shots+
De TodoThis book has One-Shots and probably three-shots or more. There may also be polyamorous stuff in this.There's also LOTS of AU stuff going on in some of these! Almost all of them are AUs. Also none of the anime, manga, TV shows, and/or books are mine...
