Uppermoon x reader one shots

Upper moons?? x female reader +author?? ★彡[(1 ʏᴇᴀʀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ)]彡★

NOTHING HERE, JUST MADNESS UH

(Could be a boring chapter)

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Augh...I feel like a mess right now and why the hell is there so much noise happening downstairs? Did I miss something or did they finally defeat the demon slayer corps? Like, there's no way that the infinity castle is this noisy. They're Only noisy whenever it's my birthday party or another meeting. Let me just go downstairs and see what the fuss is about.

You then went downstairs and saw someone that is not a demon but the other demons are fussing over her. "What the hell is happening here? AND WHO IS THAT GIRL?! AND HOW DID SHE GET IN THE INFINITY CASTLE CASTLE?!" You yelled as all of them immediately bowed down. You were still glaring at them but then Douma stepped in and kissed your hand. "Well, they claim to be our author, my lady. She can solo us all if she wants to." Douma said while you scoffed. "Seriously? This weak short looking girl that's like 4'8 can defeat us all? That's the funniest joke I ever heard in my life." You then stepped in and examined her.

"Okay, okay...I literally put you in this fanfic and I don't know why I made you a brat like why? Why did Muzan spoil you so much and fyi, I am 5 '3, not 4' 8, you're just tall. ╭∩╮( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆)" She said while you rolled your eyes. "So? It doesn't matter! You literally broke into my castle! So, get out!" You tried kicking her out but then she pinned you down. "Well...this is rude of me but I haven't introduced myself to you. My name is Fia, the author of this fanfic and I know it's weird that you only exist because of me and other authors that put you in the story." The girl known as Fia said while you were confused.

-"WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING IN THIS DAY? AND I JUST EXIST AS MY DADDY'S CHILD BECAUSE OF YOU?!"

-"Well...yeah and you have other lives in my other chapters."

-"Say whatttt?"

-"Yeah, you wanna meet them?"

-"Why the hell would I wanna meet copies of myself? I'm better than them."

-"Oh God...why the heck did I even create you. You're one of the annoying Y/ns I made in this book so far. Very disrespectful."

-"Say the woman that just randomly went into this castle."

-"Hey, shut up! Since it's been one year since I started this fanfic, I wanna borrow one of your upper moons because I know you might be annoying in this chapter but you're still the reason why my book got a little popular. ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ"

-"Wait what...WHY DO YOU WANNA BORROW MY UPPER MOONS?"

-"Chill, I'm just gonna take Akaza, Douma and Gyokko. Actually, "

-"WHAT? YOU'RE NOT TAKING DOUMA!"

-"Seriously? You said you hated him. He's mine now >:)))"

-"Y-You can't do that...I like him..."

-"Nah, I didn't hear you, I'm taking him."

Fia then proceeded to talk to Akaza and Douma while you just looked at her with a disapproving look. "I can't believe this...she's gonna steal my upper moons away. She's not even that pretty though." You rolled your eyes. "Thanks for letting me borrow Douma and Akaza, Y/n~ I've got to do my outro now, so please don't ruin it for me, Y/n." Fia stated while pushing you away while burying herself in Douma's chest. "Ehehehe, this is life...I love this...OH UH *cough, cough."

"ACTUALLY, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU MEET THE OTHER Y/NS!" Fia yelled as you looked at her terrified. "WAIT WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S GONNA BREAK THE LAW OF PHYSICS!" You yelled while the other upper moons try to calm you down. "Hmm...I wonder what Y/n I should spawn...Ah, I know! I'll spawn Y/n from 2 girls and 1 heart, The Y/n from desire, The Y/n from once a rival, always a rival, and last...The Y/n from Useless daughter of mine. Imma spawn them." Fia then began to spawn Y/ns from the other chapters. "OMGG, WHAT THE HELL? THERE'S SO MANY OF ME?! AND I'M ALSO A BOY?!, I'M GONNA FAINT-" You exclaimed while looking at all of the Y/ns in front of you.

Y/n 1:" What the...I thought I died protecting Douma san..."

Y/n 2: "WAIT, I'M FREE, I'M NOT HELD CAPTIVE ANYMORE!"

Y/n 3: "Uh...I thought Warabihime killed me..."

Y/n 4: "What the- I thought I surrendered myself to the slayers already, alongside with my father..."

All Y/ns then gasped as they looked at each other. "What the hell...you look just like me..." all of them exclaimed.

"UH YEAH, I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THINGS GET MESSY...IMMA DO THE OUTRO NOW!" Fia then ran out of there and went to a safe space where no one could see her. "Yeah uh, I should probably get back to my own world now and do my thank you message." She then hopped on the portal and came back to her room.

So, I would like to thank everyone for reading my book. It's been one year and I'm so grateful for all of you for supporting me until the end because I wouldn't be popular without you guys. I just want to say that I love y'all so much, despite me losing ideas on making other one shots you guys still read them and I really appreciate you guys for it. No, this is not the end of the book, but I'm afraid it's ending soon.

꧁༒☬𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖓𝖉☬༒꧂