Uppermoon x reader one shots

Nakime x female reader ★彡[(ʙᴇꜱᴛɪᴇꜱ)]彡★

"𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭, 𝓨/𝓷."

Requested by:  Sketchist-

--𝖋𝖑𝖚𝖋𝖋

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Shoot...I was just doing something...where the hell am I again? Oh that's right, the infinity fortress...where Muzan sama himself lives. I wonder why Nakime sent me here...what is that king's demands...I'm getting really tired of it. Yeah, I know the name of what the demons refer to as "biwa woman", "Emo lady" or "Dark girl." Surprisingly, I know because for some reason we became friends and we surprisingly shared a lot of things in common. I disliked her before because I always thought she was stuck up and annoying. Like, she always just sat there and never said anything.

"Oi, Nakime san! Why did you summon me here? What does the lord want now?" You said sarcastically. "You know, Y/n...You sound very disrespectful and I like your confidence." Nakime complimented you as you smiled. "So...do u have any idea why he summoned me here? Like it's just so random for some reason." You said while she smiled. "Actually, Y/n...Muzan sama didn't ask me to summon you here." She stated while you furrowed a brow. "Then who could have asked to summon me here...OH WAIT...IS IT KOKUSHIBO?! HE'S PROBABLY MAD AT ME BECAUSE I PUNCHED HIM...OR, MAYBE IT'S DOUMA SINCE THAT WEIRDO CAN'T GET OFF MY BACK!" You screamed as she shook her head. "No, none of them are even here. I actually summoned you here." She stated while you calmed down. "Wait... you summoned me here? But why, Nakime san?" You asked as she teleported you to her.

-"Wow, I forgot how cool your BDA is!"

-"Thanks. I summoned you here because I'm bored and maybe lonely all my years as a demon..."

-"Oh I get it...It gets pretty lonely sometimes as a demon."

-"Yeah...Tbh, there's always something missing in my life. Maybe a friend or 2."

-"Uh yeah, Douma tries to be your frie-"

-"Uhm...No. If I had a caring and loving husband, I would probably fall for his lies but, I know what his true intentions are. He probably just wants to use me."

-"Pfft, You're really smart because Douma is my demon best friend and I know he loves manipulating both men and women."

-"Does he even eat men at this point?"

-"He does...if he wants to. Well, I don't know how he does it but he can make straight men bark for him for some reason."

-"Well uh...that's a very weird fact. Was it necessary to tell me all of that?"

-"No, not really, but I just want to share the facts on what his "Occupation" is."

-"That's quite sick...are you perhaps in love with him?"

-"Me? I-I uhm...Yeah, he's Ig attractive but I like Akaza more. Akaza is much sweeter. How about you? Aren't you attracted to Kokushibo?"

-"Me? Nah, I never was attracted to him. It was just the fandom's delusional mind shipping me with him. We're just friends."

-"Oh okay. Oh wait...what fandom...?"

-"Y/n, we're actually in fan fiction right now..."

-"Huh? What does fan fiction even mean?"

Suddenly a portal spawns out of nowhere. "What the hell? Is this a blood demon art? A new demon or something?" You then ready yourself to attack. You then saw a teenage girl. "Uh, hello? Where am I-" You then cut her off. "Who the hell are you? And what are you doing here?! And how did you get here?!" You yelled while the girl looked at you. "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't mean any harm...I'm Fia, the author of this book." Fia introduced herself. "The what...? Is my life just made out of stories with people watching me or something...?" You stated while she laughed. "Nope, I'm just writing your every move. I'm your creator so everything I write here becomes your action." You then looked at Nakime weirdly. "Uh, sorry for breaking the fourth wall. You may continue your conversation!"You then yelled at her to come back but then she disappeared into the portal.

-"WAIT- oh...uh she disappeared. What even is she? An alien?"

-"She's a human."

-"She's human?! Then how can she do that?! Like teleporting to another world?!

-"Didn't you hear what she said? She said she's our creator and author...which means people are probably either reading or watching us right now."

-"Okay uh...that's really creepy...imagine people watching your every move."

-"Oh Y/n...this is not the first time that I was in a fanfiction."

-"have I been watching this the whole time...?"

You then laid down on Nakime's lap to process this information. "I've known this a month after the author's book got over 50k reads. I always hear music and typing everytime. She probably loves listening to music while writing our every move. How creepy." She stated while you laughed. "Uh...I think she can hear us right now if she's our author in this fanfic...she can take away your blood demon art and she probably solos the verse."You stated while Nakime shivered in fear. "I mean, yeah...She's not the creator but she's just an Author who makes fanfics. A delulu kid who wants to end up with one of us."

-"Hey I heard that! I can just take all your powers away and go Saitama mode on you guys!"

-"Get out of here! Go back to your world!" You then pushed her inside the portal again.

"Oh God, Nakime chan. Why did you have to mention that woman? Now she knows that I know about her. I will live the rest of my life in fear that someone is reading my every move. There are some things that I don't wanna know" You said with a stressed expression. "Sorry...It just fell off my tongue and I just wanted you to know."

Both of you then went on chatting with each other for hours. Until Muzan caught you and Nakime and sent you home.

꧁༒The end༒꧂

A/n: For some dumb reason I actually included myself in the story, like what the heck. I guess this is almost 150k special reads. We're almost at 200k reads and I'm very grateful for all your time and support.