Omz's Vacation

The Road, the McDonald's, and the Turmoil

The mountain resort was 171717,2818 years away, so eventually, Omz had to shrink back down to a 0'000005 again and take a dusty car instead because he got tired. Him and his gang got inside, and the trip was on.

"Can we get McDonald's" Roxy asked 000.0000000002 seconds into the trip.

"NO!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!1!" Omz raged. He had severe trauma from McDonald's because Ronald McDonald tried to vore him when he was two years old, and also because he once had to take care of Chat with Woman and it was the toughest stage of his life. Chat made Omz spend 1029191881,1818181881 dollars on McDonald's and also Target toys and stole his credit card once secretly. It really sucked. Omz wiped a tear from his eye as he remembered the days where he'd throw milky boxes at Chat for breakfast, and also send him to the basement whenever he'd say something suggestive while watching Cocomelon at seven pm. Thankfully, Omz became an alpha and moved on to a new era in life. One thing was for sure, he'd never see Chat or the wretched witch Woman ever again. He had friends now, and they uplifted him in the best way possible. Moral of the story guys? Power of friendship.

"Lily boo boo bear convince him to go to McDonald's or else I'll shit my pants!!!!" Roxy begged the hottie next to him. Lily side-eyed him and then got an epic idea.

"I'll pop the trunk if you don't go to McDonald's." Lily threatened, a malicious gleam in her eye. Crystal had woken up and was now a ravenous beast who roared about voring Omz as revenge for his first degree murder. If she popped the trunk, Omz's fate would be sealed. Shivering at the thought of Crystal having control over him, he hesitantly agreed to pull into the crusty dusty somehow popular fast (more like slow and rotten ass) food restaurant. Despite his intense trauma, Crystal touching him for 000.00000003 seconds was a much worse fate.

The second they parked, everyone screamed at the absolute top of their lungs as the sheer force of McDonald overcame them. Omz didn't though because he thought McDonald's sucked ass (he is right).

"YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Roxy screeched, and transformed into a tiger to run to McDonald's faster. Omz screamed as his trauma was re-inatcted, and he ran to the trunk and popped it so he could hide in it. Little did he know, he just made the biggest mistake of his life.

The zellisecond Crystal saw him, she pounced. Omz screamed as the human entity of the female race fucking ate him for survival. She knew the gang wouldn't get her McDonald's because they messed up her order literally everytime, so she had to improvise. Omz screamed as his organs were chewed fastly by the crazy fangirl.

"Bussin fr" Crystal said casually as her energy was restored by the nutrients in Omz. He cried as he died, and it really sucked. Oh well, at least he wouldn't have to face Ronald McDonald.

Just then, Luke came out of the car. He saw Omz dead and immediately got a gnarly idea.

"I can finally touch his ass!!!!!!" Luke screamed on joy, and ran to his crush. The sheer force of his friend's desires brought Omz back to life, and he screamed and ran. As his crush became a speck in the distance, Luke collapsed to his knees and sobbed. Would he EVER get to touch Omz's ass?1?1?1??1?1?1?1?1?

While Omz was gone, the gang had a gnarly time at McDonald's. They threw fries at each other and started a war, they physically assaulted all of the workers and forced the cooks to make an infinite supply of food for them for free, and by the time it was night, they decided that since Omz was still gone, they would steal the car and leave him in the dust. They sneaked to the car cartoonily, and as they went, Roxy carried a random McDonald's guy with them. They'd played Fortnite for 9281,8181 minutes together, and the road trip would not break their bond.

Meanwhile, Omz came back from Africa after living there all day. He'd had to live in a hut, but a nice family had taken him in. He'd helped them with chores and daily farming, and now, he came back as a fresh and open-minded man. He now had a brand new view on the world.

But suddenly, his open mind shattered once he saw his beloved van driving away without him. Tiger Roxy was driving it, and the girls were having a party on the roof. Luke was forced to lock in in the back without anyone to make out with (his dream was for it to be Omz).

Omz screamed once he realized the gang was trying to leave him, and if they succeeded, he would never get to see the 71727,18181 delicacies and also the dog statue at the cool mountain resort that he'd spent his life savings on. The sheer tragedy of the thought empowered Omz, and he became a blaze and sped to the car.

While the girls were having a party on the roof, Heather suddenly saw a bright light coming in the distance. The dark night made Blaze Omz stand out so hard that the sheer force of the difference caused multiple trees to fall and cars to crash. It was so tough, especially since he was coming closer at a pace of 292992,281818 miles per second, and now, everyone's fate was sealed.

"ALEXA YOU HAVE TO HELP US !!!" Heather screamed at the lowkey tough and masculine female. In response, she walked causally to the edge of the car. Omz didn't suspect anything. Big mistake.

The millisecond Omz got too close, Alexa pounced. She got out a 1881818,818191974920101010928372 by 29939292910018282828272782 inch bucket of water, and threw in onto Blaze Omz. It caused 1818181,8181828 tsunamis around the country, but nobody cared about that though. Blaze Omz was now dead, and regular Omz was in his place.

"Oh my gwosh guys we need to LOCK IN!!!!!" Omz snapped at Alexa specifically for a totally not biased reason whatsoever. He aggressively took the wheel despite Tiger Roxy still being a tiger and activating his trauma, and rerouted everyone on the actual right path to the cool mountain resort. He even threw the McDonald's employee that was in the front with Tiger Roxy right out the window and didn't care as he hit the pavement hardly. He was so sick of his gang rn.