MyStreet episods 5 A cold hearted robot
-at rob's house-
Morning came again as rob and aph lay in bed as maren came in her black and red maid outfit, and holding a placing a tray with 2 cups of coffee on it, down on the bedside table
“Mhh.. is it morning already?” Rob asked
“Yes it is shitass, I was trying to figure out why the tide was rising. Then I remembered it's because jupiter is sleeping next to you in bed" Maren said dusting off her apron
“She's only got fat in her ass and thighs…” Rob said
“Rude...” Aphmau said
“You know it honey, you will find that your coffee is brewed to an uneven 173.5 degrees, exactly how you like it” maren said walking away
“Thank you.” Rob said
Aphamu took a sip of her coffee as she wheezed
“Lies!” Aphmau said realizing her coffee was cold
“Hmm..” Rob said taking a sip of his which was warm
“What'd I do to deserve cold coffee!” Aphmau said
“Don't take it too personally.” Rob said as Aphmau snuggled up to him as he turned the TV on.
Maren stopped in the hallway to look at a mirror, as her black visor moved up revealing her actual eyes and. Pair of glasses that were busted on one side from transit, before dropping the visor back down and walking to the kitchen
A few minutes later she returned pushing a cart with two plates both stacked with pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon and hash browns. Rob's were shaped like regular circles and Aphamus were shaped like her hand giving a middle finger
“Why are my pancakes shaped like dicks?” Aphmau said looking at them in confusion as she began eating anyway
“Thanks Maren.” Rob said.
“You are quite welcome sir, now don't worry about the laundry” Maren said walking out of the room
“Yeah that worries me.” Aphmau said.
She moved her arm to the side, trimming a hedge with a saw blade and using her visor to measure the correct distance between the hedge and the saw.
“Roof” celestia barked
“fuck you” maren said watching her piss on the hedge
“Fuuuuuuck you…” Maren said
“Ruff.” Celestia barked as she walked back into the house through the doggy door. as Marens eyes narrowed
“And done” she said stepping back and looking at the hedges which were perfectly even and hearing a thud as she turned to the doggy door which was nailed shut with hundreds of nails
She pulled the clothes out of the dryer and began folding them hearing the sound of water
“No…” she said, turning to celestia pissing in the basket. As she picked her up and moved her over to aphmaus clothes
“perfect” she said As Celestia stopped pissing entirely before hopping back to the other basket and continuing as maren moved her back to the other basket
“I'm not recleaning these clothes” Maren said
“Yeah I kinda figured.” Rob said in the doorway as Celestia barked and ran away.
“Hmm..” Maren said dumping rob's clothes back into the washer
“I was gonna do it myself ya know but I appreciate it anyway.” Rob said
“no no sir, I won't have any of it,p” maren said
“Maren, I'm 25, I can do my own laundry.” Rob said.
“Sir you are 24” Maren said
“Close enough to 25, but the point still stands.” Rob said
“I am the pride of okami kinetic solutions, making your life easier, one unit at a time” Maren said
“Heh fair enough I'll let you handle it then and I'll keep Celestia out of your way.” Rob said
“you go spend time with Jupiter, and lunch will be in as soon as I'm done here” Maren said
“How about you let us handle lunch?” Rob asked
“No no no no no. You go relax” Maren said
“Alright alright.” Rob said walking away as her arm extended out the door and centered a photo frame on the wall.
“Hmm..” he said turning the framed photo, as marens hand smacked his and pushed him back into his room
"🎶Making you happy is my desire dear, keeping you is my goal. I'll forever love you, the rest of my days🎶" johnny ace sang through marens cassette player
-At the gym-
Kai wiped the sweat from his face with a towel as he sat down.
"Man, you did not disappoint for my first face to face opponent." Travis said with a chuckle.
"Y'know Travis, I always thought you were bluffing when you said you do martial arts." Kai admitted.
"Have I ever lied about anything?" Travis said confidently.
"Yes, you have. Multiple times." Laurence replied.
"Can I have one moment of confidence please." Travis said.
"Maybe you just need a personal someone to boost your morale more and build that confidence." Kai said.
"So... I just need a girlfriend?" Travis asked.
"I never said that, what I mean is..." Kai said before being cut off.
"Woah! Check it out lads, heavy milf alert." Laurence exclaimed.
"What is with you and moms, dude?" Travis questioned.
Kai however went blank upon eyeing the woman Laurence pointed out.
His mind flashed with the past as he saw his mother.
He couldn't tell whether he was more annoyed at seeing his mother or Laurence's comment.
"Hey, you alright Kai?" Travis asked, snapping Kai out of it.
"Yeah... yeah, I'm fine." Kai said, his eyes fixed on Lily.
"Really? Because you look like you saw someone you wanna dropkick across the street." Travis said
"Maybe that's because I did... I gotta go." Kai said.
Kai left the group and silently walked home, letting out a frustrated sigh after closing the door.
"What's wrong?" Owen asked.
"Owen... mom's in town." Kai said sternly.
Owen's lip quivered, the last thing they wanted was for Kai to know it was because of them.
"S-She is?" Owen asked.
"Yeah, I saw her earlier today... I know you well enough so I'll just say it again... not everyone is redeemable so don't even bother with talking with her, for all we know, she might be here to kidnap you and bring you back with her." Kai said.
O-Ok Kai..." Owen replied nervously.
"Alright... thank you Owen..." Kai said with a relieved sigh.
