Black Enchanting MyStreet Parody

MyStreet episode 7

MyStreet episode 7

-Robs house-
There came a new knock at the door that was different from before.
“Hello?” Rob asked, opening the door. revealing thing 1 still covered in waste, dirt and grime, slathered in mud, and still wearing a trash can lid on her head
“Good morning human” a cold and emotionless ai voice said as her lights flashed orange and yellow and her lifeless eyes that stared deep into his soul
“Hello, morning.” Rob said
“Hello human I have come to collect your garbage” she said as her chest launched open revealing a rotten cake from the day before as she stuffed the trash bag into her chest
“Uh alright.” Rob said.
"thank you for recycling ma'am, you make Ⱦħīꞩ ⱦēɍɍīƀłē ēӿȼᵾꞩē this town. a better place when you recycle" she said, walking away
“I'm not a ma’am.” Rob said watching a unit slip and smash into the mailbox and shatter it's screen as it dropped dead
“Oh Irene dammit.” Rob said checking the bot. Which ironically was the same number as the mailbox ‘167’
“Huh, that's interesting.” Rob said.
"Oh good, I have that to look forward to now." Zane said sarcastically.
“I hate cheap knockoffs” Maren said holding a rag in one hand and car polish in the other
“Yeah, they do seem pretty cheap.” Rob said.
“Not from the sales pitch I heard yesterday but if the commercial models are anything like that I'm even less interested.” Zane said
“Stand back” a voice said as a blue haired one walked over
“Well alright then.” Rob said standing back
As her arms reinforced while throwing unit 167 into the back of a nearby unmarked white van
“oh good there's more.” Zane said.
“Normally I'm built for underwater mining and rescuing but apparently im rescuing trash robots today” she said throwing it in the back of a van
“Huh, alright then.” Rob said.
“I hate high quality knockoffs” maren said heading back towards the car
“I agree.” Zane said. Watching ember write down notes on performance
“So these are the fancy new robots huh?” Katelyn asked walking over
“Seems like it.” Rob said.
“And they're quite… flimsy.” Zane said walking away.
“ehhh give it some time, this is their first run there's going to be some bugs to iron out” Katelyn said
“Oh definitely. But they seem interesting enough so far, whatcha need anyway?” Rob asked
“Wanted to see them in action” Katelyn said looking at them
“They definitely are something.” Rob said.
“I hear they got an AI controlling the neighborhood.. according to your peanut factory of a girlfriend” katelyn said
“I think she said something about that, I got an email about them being AI controlled but only locally through I think a server or something on the truck.” Rob said
“According to aphmau it found its way into her laptop calling itself error chan, kinda like… clippy if you know what that is” katelyn said
“huh. Interesting. I'll have to look into error chan later.” Rob said
“So I'm assuming your mechanic friend is behind this.. since they look exactly like giffy or tiffy whatever her name was” katelyn said
“Liffy, little intelligence for fun and the y was added for fun ” Maren said
“Yeah he is, there was a talk show segment about it the other day.” Rob said
“Oh irene!” Katelyn said jumping back
“This is Maren.” Rob said.
“And don't call me that. I'm not Liffy” Maren said
“Understood” Katelyn said
“my name is maren, miniature, adaptation research, and education network” Maren said sticking the cloth and car polish in her chest cavity
“Huh. Ya know it never occurred to me to ask what it stood for.” Rob said.
“Wasn't important” maren said
“Understandable.” Rob said.
“From what I remember he really did like his abbreviations” katelyn said
“That he did.” Rob said.
The door on the dodge charger opened as
Ember walked over “how would you rate today's trash service on a scale of, I could have done better, to I enjoy never having to deal with my trash again?” ember asked
“Well I definitely could have done better than walking into a mailbox and dying.” Rob said
“167 was a flawed unit on creation so it's unsurprising that she died” Ember said
“Pathfinding definitely needs work, yeah. But honestly it's nice, but it needs a little more work.” Rob said.
“Ember please report to base” derek's voice said through her radio
“Be right there boss” ember said walking back towards the charger which was still wearing the shgurr license plate on the back
“I hope he couldn't hear me.” Rob said.
“Buddy I highly doubt they don't know where you are” Katelyn said
“I hope you're right.” Rob said
“Well I'ma get back to the house, and take a nap. I'm sure kc is going to tell me all about her ‘friend date’ when she gets back” Katelyn said walking across the street and heading down towards the house
-Aphmau’s house-
Aphmau and K-C were watching anime together when the two heard a gentle tap at the door.
“Huh? Who could that be right now?” Aphmau asked.
“Hmm… Oh! Oh! coming!” K-C called out before hopping off the couch and heading over to the door with Aphmau pausing the TV and looking over to try to see who it was K-C had invited over.
K-C steadied herself to try to be as professional as she could as she opened the door.
“Hello miss!” K-C chirped.
“Good Afternoon sweetheart, You must be K-C, correct?” Terra said.
“I am, are you here to collect an order?” K-C asked.
“I am, It should either be under Terra or Morningstar” Terra said.
“Kchan feels like she recognizes that name,” K-C said.
“Oh? How so?” Terra asked.
“K-chan's mom used to tell her stories of a long standing pact between the Ashidas and the..Morningstars I think. That goes back to the early 16 hundreds” K-C answered.
“Interesting, it seems we have some shared history between us,” Terra said.
“Hehe, o-oh, I’ll go get your order, just a moment.” K-C said before heading to the kitchen.
“Well well, Terra Morningstar” Aphmau said.
“Do I know you?” Terra asked.
“No but my friend has watched a fair amount of your stuff.” Aphmau answered.
“Ok, that makes more sense.” Terra said.