Black Enchanting MyStreet Parody

MyStreet episode 15 Cold outside

MyStreet episode 15 cold outside

The front door opened as Melissa peered out scanning the environment, which was blanketed in thick, fluffy snow. Huge ice sickles hung from the porch as she heard a thud watching them all fall out
"I recognize the sound of those boots," she said, stepping down until she could see above it where Chris was recalibrating their satellite
"Good morning, neighbor," she said
"Hello neighbor, though we're not really neighbors as I live 2 blocks over" Chris said
"Just take the dang good morning," Melissa said
"I did! I'm just saying, " he said
"you know it's like 10 degrees out and you're up there with only a shirt and shorts right?" Melissa asked
"Rain snow or shine, il get this job done on time" he said tightening everything back up
"You go girl boss" Melissa said grabbing the newspaper and putting it under her arm and heading back inside passing the window as Chris fell face first into the snow
"Alright time to make breakfast" she said grabbing a apron that said 'working on my dad bod' on it and opening the fridge eyeing all her choices before heading over to the pantry and grabbing pancake mix and heading back over to the counter a few minutes later she was staring down at a red pan, as the pancake batter sizzled. Suddenly letting out a gasp when feeling Lucinda's fingers run up the ass crack of her jeans
"Good morning." Melissa said flipping the pancake over
"isn't it?" Lucinda said reaching around the front of Melissa to her button flap Which was already undone and folded open
"Easy now, I'm making breakfast" Melissa said
"Alright fine, but you're mine later.. You smell like wet dog btw" she added
"Oh.. uh that's because I've been working on a TV show about dog vets and I regularly get to bathe dogs" Melissa said
"lucky" Lucinda said, disappearing around the corner.
Meanwhile at IHOP
Kc rushed into the kitchen taking a moment to breathe
"Woah, today has been busy! Kc thinks it's because of the holiday season but wow!" She said looking at the clock which was on 12:10
She turned back as a new customer walked in.. the guy she'd previously attempted to kidnap
"Ohh! I think he's about to sit at Kawaii chans table... HE IS!" She said watching him sit
"Okay okay you got this" she said making herself look extra cute as she walked out and around to him
"Welcome to IHOP! How can Kchan serve you?" She asked
"I need more time to decide but can I get a cherry soda?" Reese asked
"Absolutely! Kchan will get that for you!" She said quickly looping back around to the kitchen.
"Kchan!" Michi said causing kc to jump and grab the roof before falling back down
"Michi! How long have you been waiting for kc?" She asked
"Long enough? What has gotten into you Kchan?" Michi asked
"He's soooo purrrfect" Kc said
"How about you go home and fan girl there.. michi could use the extra money anyway" she said
"Good idea! Kchan needs to get a gift for the holidays anyway. The sooner she starts shopping, the better! Hmm, Aphmau~Senpai probably knows what kind of gifts guys like. Katelyn will just hit Kawaii~Chan in the face with a door again." she said pounding
"Thank you michi you're the best!" She said rushing away
"ahahaha... wait did she just say Michi was the best? She knows I'm evil right!? And why is she always into the weird boys.." She asked outside the snow fell as the girls house came into view. Aphmau sipped her coffee as she walked in with a package from Rob that said 'didn't know they made book series about you, stupid potato' as she oppend it revealing a book titled 'Midnight Potatoes'
"Oh hah, hah, hah," Aphamu sarcastically laughed, sitting it down as the doorbell rang, she walked over to the door seeing Kc through the window. So she opened it
"Aphmau~senpai!" Kc asked
"oh hey Kchan.. what's up?" Aphmau asked
"that adorable pink hunk came to Kawaii chans work and, and, and, she" Kc said
"You kissed him?" Aphmu asked
"Noooooo! Kchan could never, she just needs help picking out a gift" Kc said
"Isn't.. is it a little too early in december to be shopping? You don't even know him. You just like him cuz he's pink!" Aphmu said
"That's not true!" Kc said
"I'll make you a deal. If I help you pick out a gift for Reese, you have to give it to him, and you have to talk to him and complete sentences" Aphmau said
"Whaaa! But, but, but.." Kc stuttered
"And no stuttering either" Aphmau added
"...fine.. Kchan will try" Kc said
"So where to?" Aphmau asked
"The mall of course!" Kc replied
An hour later the station wagon pulled around the corner flashing a set of four ways on top of the roof as they came to a stop in the mall parking lot.
"This thing is a boat to drive" Aphmau said
"Well it is a utility vehicle" Kc said
"I know Katelyn said it was a tank with a cassette player but damn" Aphmau said as the two got out, closing the door behind them
The mall was decorated for Christmas. Cheerful music played from the speakers as they entered
"hello there ma'am" one of the units said it was green like the trash bots but less dirty and disgusting with the number 167 plastered on the front
"Uh hey there" Aphmau said
"take a flier, its valid for 25% off your first order of a unit," the unit said
"Oh.. cool" Aphmau said taking it
"And remember, we're building a better tomorrow, today," the unit said, saluting her.
"Alright let's find something for your romeo" Aphmau said looking around
"Kchan doesn't wanna end up like Juliette" Kc said
"Do you even know his name?" Aphmau asked
"Of course Aphmau~Senpai his name is Reese" Kc said
"Good job" Aphmau said
"Kchan knew he was royalty the moment I laid eyes on him." she added
"oh for the love of Irene's silky white underwear" Aphamu groaned
"What did you say about boxers?" Kc asked
"Ohhh..k" Aphmau said. Stepping a few inches away from the meif'wa
"well.. honestly if i.. well I barely know him.. so giftcard?" Aphmau asked.
"Noo! It has to be a personal gift" Kc said rushing off
"Wait! Kchan I haven't warned you about scammers!" Aphmau shouted.
a few minutes later she turned the corner, finding KC surrounded by Pony's
"Oh.. kchan, " Aphmau said
"Kchan got some many pony's now! I already own these.. wahhhhhh" Kc cried
"what's going on?" Zane asked strolling over
"Gah an emo!" Apmau said
"Hah, hah, did you come up with that yourself?" Zane Asked
"What do you want, Zane?" aphmau asked
"Your loitering, and I'm working part time security here for the holidays, so leave, or i'll make you" he said spinning In a circle
"How do you keep getting these jobs?" Aphmau asked
"Because I'm such a good lair, now why is the weird dog looking thing crying?" Zane asked
"It's none of your business, but since your security, she got sold all these things she didn't want" Aphamu said
"All these pony things.. And I already own them!" Kc cried
"hahaha... wait are those.. the limited edition sets?" Zane asked
"Yeah..." Kc said looking at them
"Meet me out back behind the dumpster in 15 minutes." Zane said, walking off
"That's totally not shady at a- wait why do y- OH MY IRENE YOU LI-" Aphmau said, interrupting herself before Zane put his hand over her mouth.
"Yes, and I'd like you to keep quiet about it." Zane said.