Black Enchanting MyStreet Parody

Mystreet episode 19 How the hell did Zane steal christmas?

Mystreet episode 19 How the hell did Zane steal christmas?

The snow fell as Zane walked down the street looking at all the christmas decorations, as he stopped to.loom at the girls house seeing everyone jumping around and having a good time
“hmmm, Like anyone would invite me to a party like that” he said continuing along around the block and into his house,
Entering into the living room where he had a life sized pinkie cake,
“who wants to be around others during the holiday season, it's all hectic all work for no reason, especially christmas The worst day of the season, I mean the entire neighborhood will be festive with cheer” he groaned
“Ughh… I hate christmas, the whole holiday season, if it was up to me I'd simply just burn it, and don't ask me why i don't need a reason ” he said
“Maybe it's because your shoes don't fit just right?” A voice said
“Whaa?” He asked
“Or maybe your head isn't on just right” the voice said again
“Who's saying that?” He asked as Pinkie Cake walked in front of him
“Sadly I think the proper reason is your heart is too sizes too small” she said
“Pinkie cake… your alive?” He asked
“Oh course I am.. NOW LETS GET TO BUSINESS!” She said
“Wha.. why are you here?” he asked
“Christmas spirit or whatever I'm supposed to help your wish come true” she said walking around him in a circle
“A wish?” He asked
“Why certainly” she said
“Anything?” He asked
“Of course!” She said
“Then I wish christmas was canceled, forget the holiday cheer” he said
“Ohhhh…” she said
“You said anything” he said
“That i did, but it was subjective not a real proposition, I cannot use magic to grant that wish, but I can help you achieve that goal” she said putting on a pair of glasses
“Really?” He asked
“Why certainly, all you need to do is dress up like Santa and steal the holiday cheer” she said
“Pinkie cake you may just be a genius” he said
“I am?” She asked
“Why certainly” he said
“This is going to be the best worst christmas ever, ahahahahahaha” he laughed as he turned to the pony who was laughing more sinisterly than him.
“They will pay for excluding me from their parties” he said
“Whaaaat! thats messed up.. no one should be excluded from parties!” Shs said
Zane hopped across the roofs of the houses as jumped down the guys chimney
“Your a mean one Mr Zane, Ow Ow OW” he said jumping out of a fire. and began taking down all the decorations
“You really are a heal, yeah your as cuddly as a cactus, your as charming as an eel, Mr Zane..” He said turning to a small star on a dead tree
“Your a bad banana with a greasy black peel” he sang going back up the chimney
He flew through the air upon his pony drawn sleigh landing upon Chris's roof “you're a monster, Mr Zane, your heart is an empty hole..” He said jumping down the factory chimney as he face planted on the floor
“Your hair is full of spiders..” He said looking around at the dark house that nice and modern but didn't have any Christmas decorations. As he walked through the living room to a monitor looking around
“You got garlic in your sou-” he continued
“Heyyyyyy there buddy” Ec said sliding up into view on the monitor beside him causing him to jump
“Nice singing I like the whole dark and depressing vibe you got going on” she said
"oh lovely.. and which one are you?" He asked
"I'm the home security system. You know of the house you just broke into?" She explained
"oh I see" he said
"Yeahhhh I'm going to have to remove you from the premise now" she replied as there was a sudden explosion that sent him flying out the front door
"Oww.." Zane groaned
He continued on his way draw by Pinkie cake as he dropped onto Robs roof
jumping along as he went down the chimney
“Mr Zane.. I wouldn't touch you with OWWW!” he said face planting into the brick because it was fake
“Touch you with a.. 39 and a half foot poleeee,” he said lock picking The front door as it opened
"Alright. Not on my list of expected chaos. You're gonna lock that back, leave and we'll forget this ever happened. And if anything happens while I'm at work I'll make sure Aphmau knows you ruined my Christmas morning plans.” Rob said as Zane slipped out
“Your a vile one.. Mr Zane” he said, taking the wreath off the front door to the girls house.
“You have termites in your smile.” he said opening the the front window  to slip in and began stealing all the gifts
“you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile..” He continued taking a small Santa and reindeer,
“Mr Zane, given the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!” He finished taking all the stockings and turning to the pink tree
“Santa?” Aphamu said
“Uhhhh… yas?” Zane said facing away from her
“Why are you taking our tree?” Aphamu asked
“Uhhh… because it's pink… and not green” Zane said
“Wait, I know that voice.. Zane?” She asked
“Dammit..” he said
“Why are you stealing our tree?” Aphmau asked
“because i can! if I can't have christmas no one can” Zane said
“Huh?” Aphmau asked
“Let's face it acides from my parents no one gets me anything, and the only gift I did get from you was a joke.” He said
“What.. no that wasn't a joke at all” Aphmau said
“It still would have been nice to be invited to the party even If I didn't show up” Zane said
“I did invite you” Aphmau said
“No you didn't.” Zane said
“Yeah I did I put it in your mailbox” Aphamu said
“..mailbox?” Zane asked
“Yeah don't.. don't you check it?” Aphmau asked
“Uhhh.. no because all my bills get emailed to me.. and no one ever sends me anything” Zane said
“Oh.. well here” she said handing Zane a gift
“What's this?” He asked opening it revealing a art piece she drew of him and cats
He stared at it, the realization at what he'd done
“T-thank you.” He said
“Your welcome, and just so you know you are more then welcome to join us for christmas” she said
They say that after that Zanes's heart grew three times that day, and the true meaning of christmas came through. To spend time with family and friends, who knew” Pinkie cake said watching from the window
Zane stood under the mistletoe watching all the others as Aphmau walked Up beside him
“Oh hey Aphmau” he said
“How's it going Zane” she said as they suddenly looked up at it
“Heh.. that's cute, but I know you wouldn't even consider..” He said as she kissed him on the cheek.
“Oh..” He said
“What the fuck!?” Kc asked dropping a tray of brownies

The end