HOWDY: Howdy-do, fellas! What can I get for you two today?
BARNABY: Hiya Howdy, I think we're gonna enjoy ourselves the usual.
HOWDY: A usual for my usuals? Comin' right up, pal-ly!
WALLY: The usual? I thought we were getting hot dogs.
BARNABY: That is our usual, little buddy, it means somethin' you and me get all the time! Kinda like our morning perusal.
WALLY: You mean our walk?
BARNABY: Yeah, but I like perusal better! Makes me feel like a fancy, high-class pooch! A pedigree with some degrees, if you will.
WALLY: Oh.
HOWDY: Alrighty! I gotta bloodhound in a whirlwind of trouble and an old reliable dog! So what's the gaff today, Barn?
BARNABY: I got a good one that's been brewin' in this pot of mine all day! What do you call a caterpillar after a month-long nap? A butterfly! But if you ask me, I'd call the poor guy a doctor!
[Howdy laughs comically and over the top, slapping the counter. Wally laughs too, announcing the words, "ha ha ha," out loud.]
HOWDY: That's a hoot! A holler even! You always never disappoint! Say, Wally, what about you? You got any silly yarns for me today?
WALLY: No, but I have a joke.
[Howdy laughs again, shaking his head.]
BARNABY: What'd I tell you? He's a natural and that was just a taste! Go on, kid.
WALLY: Okay. How does Barnaby eat his hot dog?
HOWDY: How?
WALLY: He relishes it!
[Howdy laughs heartily as he did the first time, slapping the counter top. Barnaby laughs too.]
HOWDY: He sure does! Boy, you're getting the hang of this funny business, Walls! It won't be long before you're the one paying for these hot dogs!
WALLY: That's okay, I like when Barnaby buys them.
BARNABY: It's like ya said, Howdy, we're a couple'a usuals who know what we like.
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Welcome Home Transcripts (found on the actual website)
RandomThese are the transcripts of the series "Welcome Home", and I decided, why not put it on Wattpad? Cuz for me, reading these on the website was kind of glitchy/laggy. So, I put it on here for you all to enjoy, or for all you lazy pieces of shits who...
