EDDIE: Mail call! I got mail here for Ms. Partridge!
SALLY: I'll be taking that!
EDDIE: Pardon me for askin' but-
SALLY: You're pardoned.
EDDIE: Well, I could have sworn this was Poppy's barn! I might've made a wrong turn at that game of hopscotch outside of Julie's house! Those games always get me turned around...
SALLY: Of course this is her barn, mailman! But she just so happens to have her feathers full at the moment!
POPPY: Hello, dearie! I'm right here- At least, I think I am- Oh goodness, it's hard to see past all this yarn!
EDDIE: [Mumbled] Oh darlin', what has she got you wearing?
SALLY: Can't you see she is a beautiful beanstalk? The perfect outfit for the star of my next play!
POPPY: Oh yes! I forgot to ask what role this is for... It was a bit sprung on me.
SALLY: It is for Jack and the Beanstalk, obviously! But I have taken some artistic liberties of course- I call this rendition, Sally and the Beanstalk!
EDDIE: Oh boy.... So Sally and the Beanstalk is a little like that story about that fella who traded some cows for a couple'a beans? The same beans that eventually grow into a giant beanstalk he decides to climb up?
SALLY: Yes!
POPPY: [Whispering fearfully] ...Climbed...?
EDDIE: And then he runs into that big and mean ol' giant at the top? The very same who chases after Jack all the way to the bottom?
SALLY: Yes, yes!
POPPY: [Whispering even more frantically] ...G-Giant...?!
EDDIE: And when Jack gets to the bottom, doesn't he cut down that beanstalk with a big axe?
SALLY: Yes, yes, that's exactly it! But it will be yours truly as the one with the big axe instead!
POPPY: [Louder and afraid] Big axe?!
[Poppy lets out a dramatic squawk and faints with a loud thud.]
SALLY: Oh Poppy, don't worry! After some rehearsals, you will feel as strong and sturdy as the role you were born to play!
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Welcome Home Transcripts (found on the actual website)
RandomThese are the transcripts of the series "Welcome Home", and I decided, why not put it on Wattpad? Cuz for me, reading these on the website was kind of glitchy/laggy. So, I put it on here for you all to enjoy, or for all you lazy pieces of shits who...
