( I feel like I've written this before...but I don't think so)
Michael Myers
As soon as your hand lands on his ass, everything goes silent, the only thing you can hear is the sound of your slap reverberating in the room.
If he does decide to get you back for what you did, your ass will be purple afterward(He's not sorry btw).
Danny Johnson/Jed Olson
IS A FREAK
Bites his lip afterwards and winks at you
Stu Macher
Turns it into a game by sneaking up on you the next day and slapping your ass
Runs away laughing.
Bo Sinclair
Suffers from flat-ass syndrome.
You think you almost hit his spine because of how flat it was.
Spends the rest of the day telling you that he does have a butt.
Carlos Oliveira
Is a lil too into it.
Just like Danny he winks at you.
Begins slapping your ass more often(Totally doesn't turn into him just groping your butt for several minutes)
Karl Heisenberg
Yelps before laughing, *Que Seth Rogen laugh*.
Chases you around with a metal paddle for the rest of the afternoon
Pyramid Head
Buns of steel.
You end up hurting your hand because of how solid his ass is.
Hannibal Lecter
Judges you.
Asks why you can't just slap your own butt if you like it so much
Leon Kennedy
Gets caught off guard and lets out a half moan-scream.
Gets embarrassed and avoids everyone for the rest of the day.
YOU ARE READING
Slasher Headcannons and Oneshots
FanfictionCollection of both Headcannons and Oneshots for characters like Michael Myers, Billy Loomis, Hannibal Lecter, Bo Sinclair, Brahms Heelshire, Amanda Young, Lady Dimitrescu. Smut, Fluff, Angst
