Fun for Monsters

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Blake: So... you had Vesta give you several experimental and untested pills... because you wanted to sleep?

Rimuru: I know how it sounds, but look, I really just want to sleep again. My Slime body is fine and when I'm in my Human form, I can taste, but sometimes bro... a boy just wants to conk out for a while!

Blake: ...Why don't you just have your "Great Sage" knock you out?

Rimuru: I... wait, it can do that?!

Blake: Huh, yeah? Whenever I got nothing to so and sleep is the best way to kill time, I just have Mimir put me to rest and then wake me up when it's needed. Otherwise, it's really difficult to do it on my own.

Rimuru: I never thought about it... but I already have these pills and it'd be a waste to try and test them.

Blake: In that case, I guess I'll take on two just to see what it happens. If something bad does happen, then our digital buddies will make sure to get us out.

{Mimir: Correct.}

Rimuru dumped out for blue pills that kinda looked like Rimuru and we each took two.

Instantly, the effects of the drug managed to kick in and within a few seconds, the both of us passed out.

And when I opened my eyes again...

Shuna: Lord Blake! You Look so adorable!

Shion: You look fantastic Lord Rimuru!

The first thing I got was an instant reminder of Rimuru and I being used as living dress up dolls for Shuna and Shion's happiness.

Rimuru (I honestly don't know what they find so fun about this... isn't there something else they can do?)

Blake (No, not really. Outside of the Hot springs, the food and shopping stalls, there isn't really much to do inside of Tempest other then work.)

Rimuru (Yeah, all work and no play is only going to have one outcome...)

Blake & Rimuru (Eventual burn out.)

Blake (We do have somethings for fun, but we clearly need to expand it.)

Rimuru (The first idea of originally had is gonna take a long while, so we need something for them to do right now!)

Blake (Like some kind of sport?)

Rimuru (...That's it!)

Later:

Rimuru: On that note, get ready to sumo!

After getting his idea, Rimuru quickly had everyone gather at the center of town to make his announcement.

Everyone: What's sumo?

Rimuru: The rules are simple: you can't leave the circle or let your knees touch the ground. So you win by either knocking your opponent down or pushing them out of bounds.

To further illustrate this, he took out a chalk board and began to write it down to show us more of what he exactly meant.

Blake: So it's like a form of wresting?

Rimuru: In a way, yeah. Oh! But you can't use fist, only palms. No rock, only paper.

Kurobe: Can we use scissors?

He held up two fingers in clear indication of some kind of jab.

Rimuru: Eye jabbing is wrong my guy... also, you can't grab your opponents hair?

Blake & Milim: Can we use our hair to grab opponents?

Rimuru: I-Is that even possible?

Milim: Nothing is impossible for us!

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