Rimuru: First big moment of the New Year! So I gotta look good.
Blake: I still can't believe it's been a full year since this nation was established.
Rigurd: Yes, time does sure fly when you have tons to do.
Blake: That's an understatement...
Shuna: There's a special ceremonial new years outfit for you both.
While I wore a blue and black kimono with streaks of yellow running through it, Rimuru had some wrappings on his Slime with orange on top of his head.
Rimuru: Greetings!
Blake: Good morning everyone!
Blake & Rimuru: Happy New Year!
Everyone: Happy New Year!
It was when Rimuru looked into the cheering crowd that he realized something.
Rimuru: Something isn't right...
Shuna: You don't think so? Everyone seems so happy.
Rimuru: ...Their aren't wearing fruit on their head.
Shuna: But, you requested for this outfit?
Rimuru: Huh?
Shuna: At least, that's Lord Blake told me.
Rimuru instantly turned in my direction to yell; only to find a smoke outline and me running off into the distance.
Seeing this, Rimuru instantly dashed off in chase.
Rimuru: BLAKE! GET BACK HERE!!
Blake: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!
Rimuru: THAT'S THE IDEA!!
Later:
As Shuna and I were walking down the halls towards the main office. We paused at hearing the sounds of... crying?
Blake: Sounds like Rigurd and Shion?
Shuna: Why are they crying?
I opened the door to reveal Rimuru sitting on the desk, with Shion and Rigurd balling their eyes out while their both holding something.
Rigurd: I could not be more grateful for this generous gift!
Shion: Lord Rimuru's ball... Lord Rimuru's ball...
Hold up... what did she say?
Blake: ...What?
At the sound of my voice, the two instantly turn and ran towards me with pleading tearful eyes.
Rigurd: Do you have some balls for us as well, Lord Blake?!
Shion: Please, I want Lord Blake's ball too!
Blake: I-I'm sorry... MY WHAT?!
Rimuru looked away with a nervous expression.
Blake (What the hell did you do this time!?)
Rimuru (I kind of dropped the ball by giving them some rocks I found, so I made into balls and tired to play a joke on them...)
Blake (...How many times to I have to say this? THEY. DON'T. GET. YOUR. DAMN. HUMOR!)
After having them recover and leave, I heard the sound of running and instantly rushed to the door to pull it open; revealing Milim in a pink kimono.
Milim: Hey! I wanted to surprise!
Blake: I am not allowing any more doors to become you're victims. We've already lost too many good ones...
Milim: Whatever...
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Tensura: The Slime and the Hybrid
FanfictionA man named Satoru Mikami is killed during a botched mugging and finds his soul reincarnated into the body of a Slime. But he finds himself not alone, as he comes across another being who claims to not remember who he was and they decided to help ou...