Cursed Groupchat [Book 2]

First Day

Rouge:
> heyo @Sonic @Silver
> so how was first day on the job

Sonic:
> IT WAS HECTIC
> EVERYONE WENT TO SILVER

Mephiles:
> HUH

Knuckles:
> I should've known

Blaze:
> same here Knux

Infinite:
> so
> orgy?

Scourge:
> damn

Mephiles:
> WHAT
> HUH
> EXPLAIN @Silver

Silver:
> DON'T LEAVE OUT INFOS LIKE THAT SKDJS
> yes I served too many customers today but there was nothing weird going on!!
> just a tiring work day
> also hurry tf up and come home @Mephiles

Sonic:
> the moment the customers realize
> there were 2 new maids
> and one of em is a rare gen hedgehog
> the cafe went wild

Amy:
> should've used your power, Silver
> that might be easier for you

Silver:
> I don't wanna use it on people 😔
> and also they're customers and I don't wanna scare them away from the cafe

Scourge:
> so
> orgy huh

Silver:
> okay wtf is orgy

Blaze:
> I CHOKED ON MY WATERMELON
> WTF YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW ORGY
> HOW CAN YOU STAY THAT INNOCENT FOR YEARS I DON'T GET IT

Gadget:
> we did it guys
> Blaze finally loses it

Shadow:
> shouldn't we be celebrating
> that even after all these years of Silver being friends with us
> he's still somewhat innocent

Amy:
> that's not worth celebrating 💀

Silver:
> some things are just not taught to me

Scourge:
> baby I'm literally right here

Fleetway:
> teacher Scourge???
> I can imagine that 😏

Scourge:
> next halloween costume? 😏

Shadow:
> orgy = fuck party

Silver:
> I
> oh

Mephiles:
> 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Infinite:
> I can hear that slap from miles away

Knuckles:
> wait so does Sonic got no customers

Sonic:
> I do
> but I'm not as busy as Silver
> so it was all well for me~

Silver:
> is this what they mean with pretty privilege

Blaze:
> HOW DO YOU KNOW ABT THAT
> WHAT

Amy:
> Blaze wanna burn down some trees w me
> so you can ease your mind a lil bit

Infinite:
> ARSONIST BLAZE FR???
> I WANNA WATCH

Gadget:
> OH NO YOU DON'T

Shadow:
> dw Sonic
> if you wanna be busy
> yk where to find me

Sonic:
> aww you dork 💝

Rouge:
> they should really add a wheeze emoji
> bc wtf 😭😭

Sonic:
> I can't wait for my second day

Scourge:
> I'm proud of my twinks
> all grown up and have jobs

Sonic:
> thank you mommy

Gadget:
> thank you mommy

Silver:
> thank you mommy

Rouge:
> omg and he still controls them

Fleetway:
> I'm srsly not ready to be a daddy

Shadow:
> can you be my daddy

Fleetway:
> WHAT

Shadow:
> hi daddy

Mephiles:
> hi daddy

Infinite:
> hi daddy

Fleetway:
> OH NOOOO

Knuckles:
> not married and they have 6 kids alrd
> impressive

Fleetway:
> TOO MANY

Blaze:
> maybe I do need to burn down some trees

Gadget:
> DOOONNNN'TT