Cursed Groupchat [Book 2]

Creature

● Shadow, Mephiles, Fleetway & Infinite's alt GC.

Shadow:
> hey guys
> my alien dna is going insane

Infinite:
> wtf

Fleetway:
> wdym?

Shadow:
> yesterday I turned into alien octopus 🧍‍♂️

Fleetway:
> WHAT

Mephiles:
> he's ugly
> he's going through alien puberty

Shadow:
> SHUT UP

Infinite:
> how does it feel? Never heard of alien puberty before

Shadow:
> I thought my veins were gonna burst
> it was weird at first and a little bit painful
> but when I turned fully alien I felt normal

Fleetway:
> do you have pictures

Mephiles:
> [photo sent]

Fleetway:
> HAHA SQUID SHADOW
> WTF

Infinite:
> eewww
> fucked up creature

Shadow:
> stop with the slander istg

Mephiles:
> you're probably gonna develop more new powers later
> so get ready for that

Shadow:
> and how would you know hell boy

Mephiles:
> bitch look at how many powers I developed as a demon

Shadow:
> but I'm not a demon
> we're not similar

Mephiles:
> I'm gonna rip your tentacles

Shadow:
> NO

Fleetway:
> lmao Shadow doesn't wanna admit that Meph knows more than him

Infinite:
> well I mean
> he's currently going through his second puberty

Mephiles:
> ikr he's on his rebelious phase again

Shadow:
> I'M NOT A DAMN TEENAGER

Fleetway:
> your alien side is 😬

Mephiles:
> sshh don't answer him
> he's just gonna whine more abt it

Infinite:
> puberty Shadow sounds like Sonic

Shadow:
> y'all are so mean to me

Mephiles:
> well do you want my help or not mf

Shadow:
> 🙄🙄🙄
> yeah yeah

Fleetway:
> oof
> the disrespect

Infinite:
> sounds like Mephiles got two brats now

Mephiles:
> EWW NOOO

Shadow:
> omg daddy

Mephiles:
> STOP IT 💀💀

Fleetway:
> hey Shadow
> what would happen if you fuck Sonic as an alien

Shadow:
> oh I haven't thought of that actually
> but I don't think that's a good idea for now
> I still can't control myself when I transform

Infinite:
> and when you do learn how to control yourself?

Shadow:
> hehe
> 🐙😈

Fleetway:
> boy's getting EXTRA freaky

Infinite:
> Sonic boutta get the best fuck in his life lol

Fleetway:
> WAIT
> when are we getting a demon vs alien tentacle fight

Mephiles:
> we aint circus freaks
> stop it

Shadow:
> I mean I think I'd win

Mephiles:
> THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
> I'LL FUCK YOU UP

Shadow:
> NUH UH

Infinite:
> aw Fleet now look at what you've done
> you made the dad and son fight

Fleetway:
> shit my bad 😔

Mephiles:
> istg