Cursed Groupchat [Book 2]

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Shadow:
> hey guys my work is done early so I get to visit my bf while he's at work
> [photo sent]

Scourge:
> hardworking babies

Mephiles:
> ‼️
> tell Silver I said hi

Rouge:
> Shadow you unfair little shit
> I'm still stuck in my office and you should too

Shadow:
> loser
> that's why you don't ditch your mission report dumbass
> oh my god my bf is coming in with my order
> he's so cute

Amy:
> ooh what did you order

Shadow:
> they don't serve pitch black so I ordered whatever they have
> I got latté and chocolate bread

Fleetway:
> so
> what milk did they use

Shadow:
> 👁👁👁👁
> oh man I should've made a special req

Blaze:
> NO
> DON'T
> YOU'LL EMBARRASS YOUR BF AT WORK

Amy:
> do it do it

Blaze:
> AMY

Mephiles:
> wait hold on
> I might have to take a break to go there

Infinite:
> boss not you too 💀

Fleetway:
> need that special milk

Scourge:
> lmao
> yum yum extra creamy 😋

Mephiles:
> 👁👁💦

Shadow:
> I'M GONNA DO IT
> I'M GONNA ASK SONIC

Rouge:
> you monster 😭

Mephiles:
> I'm curious rn

Shadow:
> he said no 😔
> damn

Scourge:
> HAHA

Amy:
> but did he fluster tho

Knuckles:
> what in the world is going on here 🤨

Rouge:
> Shadow wants Sonic's milk in his coffee

Knuckles:
> huh
> WAIT IT GIVES ME IDEA

Rouge:
> HELL NO

Knuckles:
> 🥛❓️🙏

Rouge:
> I SAID ❌️❌️❌️❌️

Knuckles:
> damn it 😔

Fleetway:
> damn bro at least you tried

Scourge:
> as if she even have milk

Rouge:
> I'll have it at the right time

Shadow:
> Sonic came back and handed me a glass of milk and a plate of cookies

Mephiles:
> okay santa

Infinite:
> HAKAKSHAJSJ

Fleetway:
> bro got the premium snack
> I love milk and cookies

Knuckles:
> m
> milk 🥛🙏

Amy:
> honestly Knux
> same 🥛

Blaze:
> 💀💀

Shadow:
> best café ever 10/10
> needs better coffee but the maid is pretty so I don't have any more complaints

Mephiles:
> I should visit while Silver's at work too sometime

Shadow:
> it's the best experience ever

Scourge:
> only bc my babies are there

Shadow:
> obviously
> I'm gonna flirt as if I don't know him

Amy:
> "I visit the cafe bc I fell in love with the pretty and kind maid" ahh trope

Rouge:
> hey it's a cute trope tho
> it's like that one popular show

Scourge:
> tame
> "I visit the cafe bc the maid got big jugs"

Infinite:
> what big jugs lmao

Shadow:
> hey don't insult my beautiful bf his jugs are big enough to fit in my mouth

Mephiles:
> OH

Fleetway:
> DAMN SHADOW

Scourge:
> good answer 👀

Shadow:
> I know someday he'll have 🥛

Mephiles:
> keep dreaming buddy

Shadow:
> with you around I know it's possible

Mephiles:
> not this again 💀

Knuckles:
> all for a glass of 🥛

Infinite:
> okay but fr tho
> I wish I can get a taste of my bf 🥛

Blaze:
> DO YOU WANT BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW Y'ALL EXPECT THEM TO LACTATE
> I'M NOT BEING HOMOPHOBIC I'M JUST SO UTTERLY CONFUSED I'M GOING INSANE

Scourge:
> honey it's called kink calm tf down

Fleetway:
> Blaze calm down!! 😭

Mephiles:
> I think twinks that lactate are pretty

Shadow:
> uhm I think personally my bf is better than girls so he too can do what girls can
> but better

Rouge:
> that's the dumbest thing you ever said

Shadow:
> shut up you got big tiddie but no milk

Rouge:
> STOP DISRESPECTING MY BOOBS

Knuckles:
> I never disrespect you my queen
> and the two princesses on your chest
> I love you

Amy:
> THE WHAT
> HSBSJAKJAHSHAAHGS
> put little crowns over the tiddies! 😭

Rouge:
> 😭😭😭😭

Shadow:
> aight I gotta go and pay up
> need to pick up Tails soon

Mephiles:
> did you tip him

Shadow:
> oh I tipped all the maids
> including your bf
> because why not

Amy:
> ooh fancy pants rich mcgee over here

Scourge:
> STOP

Shadow:
> the other maids deserve it too okay they all work hard

Amy:
> rich mcgee over here
> 🖕🫵

Shadow:
> 💩