Caboose: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Tucker: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kai: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Church: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
The scene changes with Tucker, Kai, Church, and Caboose on top of Blue Base, the latter of the team had his weapon pointed at Church. Explosions and gunfire could be hear from the distance, as we see Red Base get invaded by a battalion of Blue soldiers. Blue team first reaction was seeing their old friend, Church still alive, but then it change to pure chaos when Caboose pull Freckles and aim him at Church.
Caboose: Who are you!? Where is Church!? Why do you look like Church!?
Tucker: Caboose! What the fuck!?
Church: Caboose, buddy, what are you talking about?
Caboose: Where is Church, you impostor!?
Kai: Caboose, calm down
Tucker: Yeah listen to Kai, Caboose (To Church) And you, how are you alive!?
Church: Well, I asked myself that question. I though the E.M.P. killed me-
Caboose: Emp. Is emp (Still not lowering his rifle)
Church: Ok, emp. As I was saying, I though the emp killed me, but somehow I survive it, I got knock out though and now I'm here. But I'm glad I see you guys are ok
Tucker after hearing the words of Church draw his Battle Rifle and aim it at Church.
Tucker: Okay, now I'm going crazy or you are too nice?
Church: Tucker, is the fact that I haven't seen you guys in years
Tucker: Ok, then why didn't you came back to us?
Kai: Yeah!
Church: The UNSC was chasing me, I needed to hide, you know, low cover
Tucker, Caboose, and Kai, who instinctively pulled out her Magnum because of the chaos. The trio started lowering their guns until from the teleporter of the base a dense black smoke covered them. Everybody once again they were destroying their vocal cords with screams and wasting almost all the ammo, but this stopped when the smoke was been cleared out. The group sigh with some coughs, but soon confusion filled them when next to Church, another Church was standing there, both Churchs looked exactly the same, the same weapons, and voice.
Church #1: (Coughs) What happened? (Looks around and spots the other Church) What the?
Church #2: (Stares at the other Church) What the?
Caboose: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Tucker: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Kai: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Church #1: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Church #2: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Caboose: Who's the real Church!? (Aims his rifle while switching from each Church)
Tucker: What the fuck is happening!? (Raises his rifle)
Kai: I though I quit drugs! (Raises her pistol)
Church #1: Guys, I'm the real Church! Shoot that guy! (Points at Church #2)
Church #2: What? No, I'm the real Church! His am impostor!
Caboose: I don't know who is who!
Church #1: Caboose, I'm your best friend, you need to-
Church #2: Caboose! I swear to god, I'm going to haunt your fucking ass if that goddamn brain of yours doesn't even work at one fucking percent of function!
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