Location: Chorus, New Armonia Military Base
We looked around a military base with two soldiers, one in orange armor and one in maroon one, the orange one had what appears to be a grenade launcher with a gigantic blade attach to it on his back, while the maroon one had a rocket launcher on his back. Both of them had battle rifles in their hands and they where at the top of a building looking at another soldier in red armor shouting orders to other soldiers, the soldiers had white armor with different color trims as well as two different types of helmets.
Grif (Orange): Hey
Simmons (Maroon): Yeah?
Grif: Have you ever wondered why are we here?
Simmons: Well, that is one of life's greatest mysteries
Grif: No, like, literally, why are we here?
Simmons: What do you mean by that?
Grif: I mean like why are we here, in this military base, training soldiers, after we just done crazy shit like, fighting skilled soldiers, fought a fucking robot army, kill a guy's girlfriend with a talking bomb, free an entire fucking planet, fought clones of ourselves, destroy time, and meeting fucking gods! Aren't we supposed to having the most relaxing vacations and instead we're doing this shit!?
Simmons: Well, 1) Kimball asked us to help train the new soldiers, 2) The lieutenants are on a mission of their own and they are currently out, 3) You accepted doing this to keep Sarge occupy while you're slacking
Cut to the view of a red soldier (Sarge) cocking and aiming his shotgun at a soldier trying to lift a metal barrel.
Sarge: No! You are doing it wrong! Lift with your groin!
Soldier #1: (Groaning) Why. The. Groin?
Sarge: Why? Because is the strongest bone in your body (Turns around) And what are you three doing!?
Sarge walks to three soldiers standing and talking next to a Warthog.
Sarge: I told you to practice driving the jeep!
Soldier #2: Sorry sir, is just-
Soldier #3: Why the fuck all the jeeps have six pedals?
Soldier #4: Accelerator, reverse, brakes, I don't know about the other three
Sarge: Is this insubordination? (Cocks and aims his shotgun at the 3 soldiers)
All three soldiers: No sir!
Sarge: Then get back to training! (Turns to soldier #1) And I say the groin, damnit!
Cut to a blue armored soldier with a battle rifle that has a red beeping light, a brown one with tools on both of his hands and strapped around his waist, and a pink one with a belt full of blue glowing grenades, holding a blueprint. All of them staring up at something.
Caboose (Blue): Neat!
Donut (Pink): So, do you like it?
Caboose: I, am, so, happy!
Caboose then started shooting at the air, in which confetti and party sounds came from his rifle.
Lopez (Brown): Deja de disparar, idiota! [Stop shooting, idiot!]
Donut: Oh Lopez, you're right! Maybe we should start a party!
Lopez: Aprende español, por dios! [Learn spanish, for god!]
Donut: Lopez, come on, that's not a great idea
Lopez: Los odio tanto [I hate all of you]
Caboose: Hey, where's Tucker?
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