CrossVerse Stories: Red vs Blue x Rwby

Two-Sided Bases (And idiots)

Ruby and Weiss couldn't only see brightness, too much brightness as they feel they were falling, shortly they landed on something rough and metallic as they hear a thud. They slowly got up and opened their eyes as they saw 3 armored soldiers. The first one being yellow, and by her form it was a girl, she was aiming a hand gun at them. The second one was what appears to be cyan, and he was holding a gray handle which had symmetrical light blue colored blades coming out of it. The third one had a different helmet from the rest of them, and he was pointing a rifle... at the wrong direction.

Tucker: Caboose! You're aiming at the wrong way

Caboose: Oh, oops, sorry (Turns around to Ruby and Weiss) Oh my god, who are the new ladies!

Ruby and Weiss were confused, the latter being dumbfounded at how stupid the soldier sounded, but before they could say something, they hear a groan from below them. They look down to discover they were on top of another armored soldier, this was one was cobalt and from some inches away from his hand was a sniper rifle.

Ruby: Oh, sorry

Weiss: My apologies

Ruby and Weiss got off from Church's back, he then slowly got up only to get crush by Crescent Rose who appear from another portal that was formed, making a loud thud as Church was now stuck on the ground, and to make his dignity go away more, Myrtenaster landed on his head with a ding.

Church: Ouch. What the fuck!?

Ruby: Oh sorry! (Grabs Crescent Rose)

Weiss: Apologies again (Grabs Myrtenaster)

As the weight got off from Church, this one tried to hide the pain but fail as he limped back to his buddies with his sniper rifle on hand, after the pain passed, he stood up with them, aiming his sniper rifle at their new 'visitors'.

Church: All right, now. (Threateningly) Who. Are. You?

Ruby and Weiss stared at each other, confused at what just happened, they were on a weird looking temple, and now they were on top of a base that seemed to be located on a boxed canyon. With soldiers that didn't seem friendly at all.

Ruby: Hehe, oh, how about you stop pointing your weapons and then we answer?

Church: (Silent for a moment) No

Ruby: (Whispers to Weiss) It was worth a try

Tucker: Start talking now!

Weiss: (Defensively) We are not talking to a bunch of strangers

Church: God damn it, how about this, we start, then you start

Ruby: That seems fair, so who first?

Caboose: Hello, my name is Michael J. Caboose!

Everybody change their gaze at Caboose, who looked at each of the starers.

Caboose: Why is everybody looking at me?

Weiss: Is this guy okay?

Church: No, he's mentally retarded

Ruby: Hey! That's not a nice thing to say

Caboose: Oh, thanks nice red lady. Wait, you're red (Raises his rifle at Ruby) You must be the enemy!

Ruby was shock at the change of reaction of the blue colored soldier, as well Weiss who got in the way a summoned a glyph in front of Ruby and her, which shock the soldiers.

Church: Alright, what the fuck is that? Who the fuck are you? And what the fuck is happening here!?

Ruby: (To Weiss) Why didn't we do this soon?