Simmons: Yeah! Suck it Blues!
Simmons fired a rocket towards a group of Blues, blowing them to smithereens.
Grif on the other half, was shooting grenades with his Grif Shot, eliminating 3 groups of Blues in 6 seconds. As well as slashing and dismembering Blues that got near him and tried to fight him.
The camera reveals Red Base been invaded by an army of Blues, fully surrounding the base. Grif and Simmons were on top of the base, launching explosions at any Blue that got near them, while they were having an everyday chat.
Simmons: Grif! Watch it!
Grif: Watch it? The fuck are you talking about?
Simmons: (Shoots a rocket) Watch it like don't kill Caboose!
Grif: (Shoots a grenade) Simmons, when did Caboose ever die in our adventures?
Simmons: (Shoots a rocket) Never?
Grif: Exactly! We should turn him into a human shield!
Grif turned around aim his Grif Shot at a group of Blues that manage to sneak behind them. The group got mowed down by Lopez who arrived at the rooftop, Battle Rifle raised.
Lopez: Pueden concentrarse por favor? [Can you guys focus please?]
Grif: Sure Lopez!
Lopez then jump from the roof and landed on the back of a Blue soldier, he then swiftly fired bullets on the Blues that were around him, he was going to kill the Blue he was on top of when someone punch his head, which roll on the ground until it hit a skull of mysterious origin.
Lopez: Acaso me estas jodiendo!? [Are you fucking with me!?]
Lopez's body fell to the ground as the Blue soldier that he landed on stood up, pick up his rifle, and quickly thanking his savior, to be reveal to be a giant and bulky soldier, imagine him like Hulk but more smaller like average tall person, regulation blue armor, brass knuckles, and bull horns coming from his helmet. Wait, what?
Grif upon hearing Lopez yell, turned around to see the Brute Blue climbing the wall of the base, literally shattering the wall with his hands, and once he stand up and notice Grif, the latter shot a grenade at him, the bomb landing directly at his chest. Smoke covered the area, until the Brute Blue suddenly jump high in the air, landing in front of Grif, making a crater in the roof and shaking it, Grif manage do not budge, unlike Simmons.
Simmons: What the fuck was that!? An earthquake!? (Turns to Grif, staring at something) Grif, did you feel...(Looks at what Grif is watching)...that?
Simmons let out a yelp as he saw how big the Brute Blue was, he was almost as tall as the entrance of their base. Both Grif and Simmons were shocked at seeing the giant in front of them, who slowly lowered his head until it was close to Grif and Simmons' faces, although there was a golden visor covering the giant's face. Simmons and Grif could feel he was evilly smiling at them.
Blue Giant: (Sinisterly) You humans really think you're smarter?
Grif: Simmons, I'm scare
Simmons: Me too (Realizes something) Wait (To Blue Giant) What did you say
The giant then grabbed both Reds by the neck, lifting them from the ground, the Blue Brute could feel the heaviness of Grif, almost unable to lift him. He then proceeded to apply more force to the hold, strangling the duo, who responded with punches and kicks and either didn't have enough force or they couldn't reach. The duo almost-
BANG!
They immediately fall to the ground on their butts as the Blue Brute fall to the ground too, his face landing next to them, on his back were multiple bloody holes. Grif and Simmons looked at their savior, which was Sarge who had his shotgun raised with the muzzle leaving some smoke.
Sarge: You just got Sarge'd!
The two of them immediately stood up and walk to Sarge, during the process, they avoided getting shot by the remaining Blues.
Simmons: Sarge, what do we do!?
Grif: Yeah, there's too many of them. Which, doesn't make any sense
Sarge: Ah don't worry, got Donut right on there
Down from the base, the Blue soldiers were continuing firing at the Reds, one soldier run out of ammo and turned around to grab a clip, but in doing so, he notice his companion to the right had some weird blue orb stuck on top of his helmet.
Blue soldier #1: Hey, uh, you have something stuck in your head
Blue soldier #2: What? Stuck in my...What is it?
Before the soldier could reply, a third one notice something behind his head.
Blue soldier #3: Hey, what's that on your head?
All Blue soldiers started to turn their heads and realized that blue orbs were stuck to their heads, then the orbs started to smoke like if they were... oh.
Blue soldier #2; Oh, son of a bit-
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The plasma grenades detonated in a chain reaction style, blowing a group of blues, the blowing the next, leaving bloody craters behind. Donut then came out from a rock with his hands full of grenades.
Donut: Yeah! 3 points each you blue whores!
After the mayhem the Reds created, the team (with Lopez being a head since his body fall down from the base and they couldn't find it) gathered at the top of the base to discuss their situation.
Sarge: Damnit! How could I be so stupid!
Simmons: (Worry) Sarge?
Grif: The hell is wrong with him?
Sarge: What's wrong? How about scheming! Betrayal! Deceit! Conspiracy! Those nasty backstabbing Blues lie to us!
The Reds: Yeah! (Moment of silence) Wait, what?
Sarge: Don't you see? The Blues pretended to be our friends! They ridiculously created fake unbelievable scenarios were nothing but craziness happen! They were slowly poisoning our brains!
Lopez: Acaso volviendo a este lugar lo hizo retrasado? [Did returning to this place cause him to be retarded?]
Grif: You're right Lopez (Turns to Sarge) Are you retarded! The Blues didn't do shit!
Sarge: Oh yeah, how do you explain the attack, huh?
Simmons: Sarge, I think what Grif is trying to say is that maybe that lady from the portal send us here and hire a bunch of soldiers to kill us
Sarge: Ok, valid answer. But how can you explain the armor color!?
Donut: Maybe it was the only thing they have?
Sarge: Donut you idiot! The Blues are clearly behind all of this!
Lopez: Alguien puede buscar mi cuerpo!? [Can someone find my body!?]
Grif: Later Lopez! (To Sarge) How about we ask that guy over there?
Grif pointed to the Blue Brute, who surprisingly managed to survive being shot in the back and was now leaning against one of the roof's covers.
Sarge: Interrogation? Ha! I knew you weren't useless Grif!
Simmons: (Sighs) Sarg...AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Sarge: What? Simmons, what are you yell-
Grif and Donut: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (Donut points up)
Sarge turned around to see a portal, the same that lady use to send them to Blood Gulch, everybody readied their weapons at aim them at two objects that fall from the portal that immediately disappeared, the Reds saw how the two objects stood up to be revealed to be people who flinch at seeing the Reds.
Sarge: (Shocked) Jesus Christ
Lopez: Que esta pasando, no puedo ver mierda!? [What's happening, I can't see shit!?]
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