Church was groaning in pain, like his head was about to explode into billions of pieces, and say pieces would start to burn, and then they would start exploding over again. Once he started to gain conscience, Church started the get up, and what he saw was all his friends/teammates/companions/enemies/team killing fucktards/anything, all surrounding him.
Church: What the fuck happened?
Caboose: Oh well, you were starting to get mad over your sniper-
Church: Oh, right (Turns to Tex) Fuck you
Tex: Not. The best time
Church: Ok, now someone tell me why did I faint
Tucker: You didn't faint asshole, you fragmented!
Church: I what?
Church fully stood up, and for some reason, he felt more... empty? Yeah, empty, like a part of himself was missing though he felt like it was still with him. That was until Omega appeared in front of him.
Church: Oh great, what do you want?
Omega: I want you to make them shut up!
Church: Who?
In that moment, Zeta and Phi appeared in front of Church.
Phi: Hi! (Waving his hand)
Zeta: Hi (Waving her hand) Who are you again?
Church: ...
Phi: Uh, hello?
Church: FUCK!!!
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Wash: Wait, hold on. How do you know where they are by simply knowing that Church has fragmented
Epsilon: Dude, his literally a part of me
The other A.I.s materialize.
Epsilon: I mean us
C.T.: Still, the location that you described us sounds too far away. And the pilot just left us and most likely bringing reinforcements
Wash: Hey, you (To Jenkins) Jenkins was it? You said your sword could open portal right?
Jenkins: Well yeah, but I need to think of a very specific place so the portal can work. Otherwise we would be playing 'Needle on a Pile of Hay'
Pyrrha: Why not borrow one of the vehicles in this place. You said they were created to simulate one of your bases, right? Maybe they have an aircraft here?
Wash: Sorry, uh, Pyrrha right? But this bases were meant for testing new equipment. And for the test dummies do not escape, so no aircrafts
Pyrrha: Oh
Carolina: Delta, status report
Delta: I have calculated the amount of time it would take us to climb the walls
Carolina: And that is?
Delta: (Materializing) About 30 minutes each person. Which would be a total of 2 hours making an exception with Jenkins since he can create a portal and just make his wait out
Sigma: (Materializes) Then why don't we ask Jenkins to create a portal and make our exit?
Delta: ...
Theta: (Materializes and starts patting Delta) There, there. Don't worry, everybody makes mistakes
Epsilon: Ok, enough chit chatting people! We need to find our idiots as soon as possible before they start killing themselves
Pyrrha: That sounds horrible!
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