Okay, y'all already seen the title, so let's just get this shit over with
-As you already know, when Earth has bad weather, then that means he's in a bad mood, BUT NEVER TRY TO TALK TO HIM OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP LIKE MERCURY, VENUS, AND MARS.
-Jupiter would always go in "MUST PROTECT CHILD" mode when Earth has injuries EVEN WHEN HE GETS A PAPER FUCKING CUT.
-Earth doesn't know if he has a bojayna or a deck- I MEAN- EARTH HAS GENDER FUCKING DYSPHORIA.
-Saturn really wants to know Luna more, so he would always spend his time talking to Luna
-Every star has wings, including Jupiter, but due to being a failed star, Jupiter's wings are kind of broken
-Jupiter is actually insecure of his wings, but Saturn finds it gorgeous
-Earth is a smart idiot
-Luna once saw Venus and Earth arguing and they were a bit too close, so she literally said, "Venus, are you making out with my fucking planet?"
-Luna is very protective of Earth and refuses to leave him at all cost
-A random thing that happened:
-Venus: *Seductively flirts with Earth*
-Luna: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER.
-Venus: MAKE ME.
-Venus ended up getting a horrible bruise and almost got his core ripped out
-Mars is the type of planet that doesn't know what's going on until after 1-3 hours
-Mars hates being near the Asteroid Belt
-Due to getting hit by an asteroids like 11029382948293829297123 times, Mars has alot of bruises and scars
-Earth wears long gloves for a very concerning reason
-Mercury doesn't know how to pronounce long words or anything that has an "X" in it. Example: Xylophone, Dyslexic, hypothetically, hypothermia, etc.
-Mercury and Earth would always have chismis
-Earth teaches Mercury different languages, but Mercury is very interested in speaking in Tagalog, Japanese, and Spanish
-Luna is Earth's translator whenever Earth's speaking in a different language
-Luna is basically just a copy and paste of Earth, but when you paste it, it's completely different
-Earth and Luna have similar personalities and habits like, flipping their hair when they're annoyed/feeling like a sassy bitch, speaking in another language when angry, death stare, their gender is yes, and the sarcasm
-Mars actually almost got his core ripped out
-Neptune is just Neptune
-Uranus and Neptune would always draw together in their free time
-Neptune and Uranus have the "I just drank a whole bottle of soap + I'm getting you a fucking therapist" dynamic
-Neptune likes hugs :3
-Mars and Venus knows something is off with Earth (DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN)
-Neptune, being a stupid idiot, accidentally cut half of Uranus' hair off
Okies that's all!
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