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HOW I THINK THE PLANETS WOULD DO IN THERAPY

Honestly, I don't even know anymore, soooo...

Earth:
-Literally the first one in line
-Refused to go, but Jupiter had to drag him there
-Refuses to tell the therapist about his problems
-Would hiss at the therapist whenever he's asked to remove his long gloves
-Hates it there
-Therapy didn't even made him feel better
-Just wants to die even more
-Depression level: 101%
-No, wait.. Yeah, his depression level just broke the roof
-No, it just reached a random universe or multiverse or whatever in space

Jupiter:
-Tired af dad
-Only there because he had to drag Earth there
-Fell asleep in mid sentence while talking to the therapist
-Had to be woken up multiple times by the therapist
-Was clearly sleep deprived
-Didn't listen to a single advice from the therapist
-Depression level: 85%

Saturn:
-Had to assist Jupiter to drag Earth there
-Was surprisingly calm in the situation
-But then ended up in crying halfway though the session
-Depression level: 75%

Mercury:
-Shy af
-But went bawling in tears when he started talking to the therapist about his problems
-BARELY took any advice from the therapist
-Depression level: 70%

Venus:
-Also didn't wanted to go
-Was also dragged by Jupiter
-Therapy also didn't even made him feel better
-Literally clinged on Earth after the session was over
-Depression level: 99%

Neptune:
-Literally thought it was a game show
-Just showed the therapist random drawings
-Gave the therapist stickers after the session
-Depression level: Nah, he's too dumb to be depressed.. I think?

Mars:
-Didn't knew what was happening at first
-Most of his answers were just "I don't know"
-Felt tired
-"Wait, we're in a therapy session?" Literally what he said after it was over
-Depression level: 50%

Uranus:
-Was surprisingly the only normal one
-Depression level: "Wait, HE'S DEPRESSED?"

The short answer is.. Everyone is not okay.

Yeah, honestly I don't know anymore-

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