Cover made by: Me
(I WAS TOO FUCKING LAZY ON THE COVER SO I HAD TO GRAB A GALAXY PICTURE ON PINTEREST SO DONT BLAME ME-)
Full of random Chatfics and other random sh-
English is not my first language!
(I DONT OWN SOLARBALLS IF I DID I WOULD'VE MADE...
Luna: @Venus and @Mars I'm going to fucking kill you both.
Earth: THEY JUST YELLED AT ME IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
Luna: Idc + I'm still killing them
Jupiter: No one is killing anyone and what happened?
Earth: Mars and Venus were arguing about something and then I tried to stop them, but they just yelled at me, and now Luna is making it a big of a deal
Luna: THEY CALLED YOU A "FREAK"
Earth: IT'S
Earth: NOT
Earth: THAT
Earth: BIG
Earth: OF
Earth: A
Earth: DEAL.
Luna: I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
Jupiter: Language.
Jupiter: @Venus @Mars, come to my orbit this instant.
Mars Yes sir.
Venus: Fine
Jupiter: You too, Luna.
Luna: Fuck you
Jupiter: Watch your language, young moon. ________________________________________________________________ Neptune: Shimo
Neptune: Shim
Neptune: Simp
Neptune: Shrip
Neptune: Alskamslsksksaksns
Neptune: SHRIMP
Earth: Beautiful words.
Uranus: Are alright, mate?
Neptune: 👌
Uranus: Oookkkkayyy...
Earth: Shrimp.
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Neptune: It urabos
Earth: Yes.
Uranus: STOP. ________________________________________________________________ (Okay, this is just DMs between Earth and Luna)
Luna: Earth
Luna: Terra
Luna: Gaia
Luna: Mother
Luna: Mom
Luna: Ma
Luna: ダートブロック
Luna: Nay
Luna: Nanay
Luna: INAY.
Earth: What?
Luna: When are you going to tell them??
Earth: WDYM?
Luna: The ☀️⬅️🌎 incident?
Earth: Oh..
Earth: I still don't wanna tell them..
Luna: But you have to
Earth: I'll tell them when I'm ready, Loony.
Luna: Don't you think it's best to tell them now?
Earth: No.
Luna: K
Luna: Also I think I murdered Gaymaid
Earth: What.
Luna: Should I hide the body in the Kuiper Belt?
Earth: How the fuck did you murder him?
Luna: Uhhhh..
Luna: Hang.
Earth: I'm not gonna ask further more questions, but just check if he's just unconscious.
Luna: Oh
Luna: Wait.
Luna: I was wrong.
Luna: He's not dead
Luna: Just unconscious.
Luna: Should I hit him with an asteroid?
Earth: NO. ________________________________________________________________ OKAYYYY my brain died and i'm lazy as fuck soo...
