Demigods react to Epic the musical

Polyphemus

Over here

"THE SHEEP" Grover screamed with a mouth full of enchiladas(sp?)

Look at all this food.

"FOOD?!?!" Grover said in disbelief. "Grover calm down back then they didn't have any food it was starve or eat poisoned food or eat the sheep" Annabeth tried to calm him down.

Look at all these sheep I can't believe this cave has all this for us to keep. I go-

"No, he's being friendly to the sheep!!" Piper said, "Why are we the only one who cares about it?" She asked Grover "Because you're the only vegetarians in here." Thalia said. "That means nothing!" Grover said.

I gotta hand it to you both, it is quite the treat there'd enough sheep here to feed the entire fleet

"The sheep be like: we should have run when we had the chance" Leo joked. He then looked at Grover and Piper. "It's not funny!" They both screamed at him. "Right sorry" He then laughed a bit.

It's almost too perfect, too good to be true.
Why would the Lotus-eaters pass out on all this food? Who are you?

"Oh, my gods, it's Grover's husband!" Percy exclaimed (AN: does that word suit here) "Shut up!"

Hello there
We're just travelers
we come in peace

"You killed his sheep!" Grover talked to the screen

You killed my sheep. My favorite sheep.

"Favoritism much" Leo joked

What gives you the right to deal with pain this deep? Don't you know a pain you saw is a pain you reap? Time to drink your blood off where you stand. Your life now is in my hands. Before I'm done you will learn that it's not so fun to take.

"I feel bad for him," Calypso said. "For who?" Leo asked "Pholyphemus" "Why?" Because they killed his ship and I don't like Odysseus." "Ok," Leo said confused "I guess we're gonna find out later" "Or I can tell you now." "No!" They all screamed "OK.. guys calm down"

You came to my home to steal but now you will become my meal. A trade you see, take from you like you took from me

"That sounds fair," Leo said.

There's been a misunderstanding, we never came here to steal but now that I see we've done some damage maybe you and I can make a deal.

(AN: I just need to say that this was my favorite part in the song I swear I watched it like six times. Please tell me I'm not the only one)

I'll give you our finest treasure so long as we live a life. you can keep the world's best taste in wine.
Wine?

"Wine?" Annabeth asked

Have a drink one sip and you'll understand the power that's in your hands. A wine so fresh you'd never want to eat human flesh again

"Guys he's an alcoholic," Percy said.

Then we should be on our way. No bloodshed in here today.

"Anymore!" Grover said angrily taking another Enchalada from the table.

A trade you see, a gift from you and a gift from me.
I'd like to thank you. Stranger, what's your name?
My name is nobody
Nobody
Nobody.

"It's really hard to take him seriously when he has this cute little thing on his head," Frank said.

Nobody, for your gift I've one to reply,
I'm so glad we see eye to eye.

"No why does he look so happy that isn't going to end well," Rachel said "Maybe he trusted that the wine was so drunking that he would pass out of one sip," Percy said " Drunking? Is that even a word?" "I don't know" (AN: Seriously guys I don't know)

Yes, you shall be the final man to die.
(AN: I just found out it was those words and I was like well you got a point there buddy)
What?

"So he did think he would be too drunk, he will pass out?" Clarrise said "Wow Percy you were right, that's really surprising" "Of course I'm right" Percy waved he's not existing hair like a teenage snob girl.

Watch out!!

Leo took a long loud sip from his cup "What just happened" "You'll see in two seconds. Aww would you look at that there is no internet" (AN: read it the most sarcastic way you can)
"What? You ca-" "Kidding now the next song"
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Please tell me though if 'drunking' is a word