A Real Chance? | Hazbin Hotel

ᶠᵒᵘʳ: 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝙴𝚐𝚐𝚜

We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!".

"That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!" Charlie said excited. "Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie said.

"Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie said as Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.

"What the hell is that?" Vaggie asked. "Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents." Pentious said.

"What? Why?" Charlie asked confused. "Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here." Pentious said like it's obvious.

Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them. Odette holds out clipboard "Sign, please." Odette said as Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes.

"Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase." Odette said as she and Clara walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine.

As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from. "Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie asked. "Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Pentious said.

"Okay, well that stops right now." Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away. "Hey!" Pentious yelled.

"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." Vaggie explained.

Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious.

Angel Dust, standing near the bar on her phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle.

"Hmm, I have my doubts." Pentious said. "Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie responded. "But I don't." Pentious said. "Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie asked changing the conversation.

"Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons.

2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blew a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.

"Oh!" Vaggie points at the ceiling "What did I just say? What did I just say?" Vaggie asked. "What? Not my little egg boiz." Pentious hugs his Egg Boiz "They do my evil bidding for me!" Pentious said.

"Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie asked him. Sir Pentious narrows his eyes "Yes." Pentious said. "Then no more eggs." Vaggie responded.

Sir Pentious had tears in his eyes "All right, eggies. You've got to go. I-" Pentious sobs "-can't keep you anymore!" Pentious emotional said.

"Okay, boss." The egg boiz said as they all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away. "No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!" Pentious said as he begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder.