A Real Chance? | Hazbin Hotel

ⁿⁱⁿᵉ: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝚘 𝙾𝚗

The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug.

"No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well." Vox watches a screen with Alastor on it, which glitches slightly.

"Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!" Vox laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens.

The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practising with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie comes up to her.

Charlie sighs "Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this." Charlie said.

"The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?" Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself.

"Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!" Pentious yelled. "What in the hell are you supposed to be?" Vaggie asked.

Pentious salutes "General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!" Pentious said.

"Thank you, Pen." Charlie thanked him. Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious. "What can I do to help?" Niffty asked.

"I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault." Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said.

"How about this. If you see an angel, stab it!" Charlie hands Niffty a small blade. Niffty sees Angel Dust a few metres away, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Charlie meant, runs towards her with her knife.

"Stab! Stab! Stab!" Niffty yelled. "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Angel climbs up the pole she was leaning on. "Not her!" Charlie called out.

As Niffty runs off to find other things to stab, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious

"Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work." Vaggie said in drill sergeant style.

As the cannibals and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Vox continues to watch them all train from his surveillance room.

Oh, they suck. Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, God. They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die." Vox laughed.

Back at the hotel, Charlie is holding Alastor's microphone, preparing to give a speech to the cannibals and the hotel's residents.

"Hello?" Charlie taps microphone "I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri." Charlie pointed out.

"Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead." Cherri wraps a arm around Angel, who smiles.

"Tomorrow, the Exorcist Angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!" Charlie said. "Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!" Vaggie cheered on.

"Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried." Charlie started.

"I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-"

"We're all gonna die!" Niffty laughs maniacally.