Steven - *sitting on a rock and singing* Hey Mr. Postman, bring me a post, bring me the post that I love the most. *stops singing as Jamie the mailman appears* Huh? *gasps and gets excited* My song came true! Do you have a package for me today?!
Jamie -Hold on. *opens his mailbag* Let me see what I've got here. *takes out a peculiar package* Did you order a loaf of bread with a stamp on it?
Steven - No.
Jamie -*pulls out envelope* Did you order a jury summon for R.J. Finkle?
Steven -That's not me, I'm Steven.
Jamie -Oh, right, right, right, Steven! *pulls out a parcel* Here it is, Steven Universe.
Steven- Ha! *ecstatically* This thing is gonna help me save the world.
Jamie - Really? It says it's from Wacky Sacks Supply Company.
Steven - Garnet, tigs,Amethyst, and Pearl think I shouldn't go on magic adventures because I don't know how to use my Gem powers.
Jamie- That seems reasonable.
Steven - But there are other ways I can help.
Jamie - With a Wacky Sack?
Steven - Exactly!
Jamie - Do you know how you can save my world? *takes out a signature pad* Sign here, please.
Steven - Aah! *writes his name and draws stars over it*
Jamie - Barb yells at me if I don't get signatures.
Steven - That's awful. (Steven's house suddenly starts glowing from the inside.) Garnet, tigs, Amethyst, and Pearl are back! *grabs the parcel and runs up the stairs towards his house*
Jamie - Wait, Steven! What is a Wacky Sack?!
[Trans. Int. Beach House]
Steven - *enters the house* Huh?
Garnet - *covered in feathers* Hello, Steven.
Tigers eye-hey Steven nice whats in the package
Steven- only the best thing ever TIGS!!!
*cuts to Pearl and Amethyst discussing a giant egg*
Pearl - Amethyst, we do not need that! It's not going to fit in the fridge!
Amethyst - What? I got this. *slowly slides a tray out of the fridge, spilling a carton of milk and dropping a bag of bagels, and puts the giant egg inside* Look, it fits! Ha! *slams the fridge door, as a crack is heard from the inside* Oh man, We can make a big omelet, or a quiche, or big sunny side ups!
Tigers eye- or we can make a giant cake,or a massive scrambled egg!!
Amethyst- yes now your thinking tigs!
Pearl- *unamused, and turns to Steven* We fought a giant bird. We're only here for a second, we've got to go back out.
Steven - What? Why?
Pearl - *shows Steven a statue she's holding* We have to place this Moon Goddess Statue on the top of the Lunar Sea Spire before midnight. Without it, the whole place will fall apart! Oh, Steven, you should have seen the spire in its heyday. *projects a hologram of the Sea Spire* It was an oasis for Gems on Earth. It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue!
Steven - Wha? *eyes light up* That's perfect!
Pearl - What? Why?
Steven - Because I can help carry it for you, in this! *opens the parcel and makes dramatic sound effects, as he pulls out a burger-shaped bag*
YOU ARE READING
Steven universe x gem reader
Fanfictionyou are an original crystal gem which is tiger eye you were made to serve yellow diamond and for a time you did and become one of her top commanders but ended up joining rose quartz and her rebellious pearl after realising how evil the diamonds are...
