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(skipped frybo ep as it doesn't involve any of them expect for Pearl

[Open Ext. It's a Wash]
(Greg is washing a van modeled in the image of Mayor Dewey with Steven.)

Greg    Almost done! *sprays the van with a hose*

Steven, get the hubcaps!

Steven    Hubbing it up! *rubs the van's hubcaps vigorously*

Greg    Hub it good! This is a high-profile job.

Steven    You mean cause it's the mayor's election-mobile?

Greg    If we do this right, we might get political favors!

Steven    I'm not sure what that is, but I like it! *grabs a nearby hose*
(Steven turns on the hose to spray the van, but the water arches over the van and splashes onto Greg by mistake. Greg laughs and sprays back at Steven with his hose, starting a water fight. Mayor Dewey then walks in towards them.)

Mayor Dewey    Hey, hey, hey! I'm not paying for father-son bonding here! (Steven sprays him with his hose.) Universe! Control that kid! *tries to wipe the water off himself*

Greg    Steven! *holds Steven close to him* Hehe, I'm sorry, Mayor Dewey. Hehehe, this one's on the house.

Mayor Dewey    *examining his van* On the house, eh? I like the way you do business, Universe.
(Mayor Dewey gets into the van and drives off, with a siren chanting "Mayor Dewey". Greg sighs in dismay.)

Steven    *wiggles his fingers* Political favors!

Greg    Ahh, you rascal! *picks Steven up and noogies him* Enough with the hose fights!

Steven    Aw, okay.
(Steven and Greg are suddenly splashed by some water.)

Greg    What the--?
(Steven and Greg notices a purple cat holding a running hose in its mouth.)

Steven and Greg    Woah!
(The purple cat starts chasing them around, continuously spraying them with the hose.)

Greg    What is with this cat?!
(The purple cat begins to shapeshift, revealing to be Amethyst.)

Amethyst    Haha! Got you guys!

Steven    Amethyst!

Greg    Uh, pretty cool, Amethyst.

Steven    Really cool! I wish I could shapeshift like you!

Amethyst    *ties hose into a knot* You could probably learn.

Steven    Really?

Amethyst    Sure. *lifts up Steven's shirt* You've got a gem.

Greg    Whup! Magic stuff! Should I get out of here? Is there going to be an explosion?

Steven    Aw, it's no big deal, dad. *pulls his shirt down*

Amethyst    *shapeshifts into Steven* Yeah, it's fiinnneeee.

Greg    Gah!
[Trans. Int. Beach House]
Amethyst    Hey, Pearl! *shapeshifts into a seal* Arp, arp!

Steven    *laughing* Do more!

Amethyst    Check it out. *shapeshifts into a wolf, while Pearl stares blankly* Aaoooo! *shapeshifts into a wrestler* Raaa! *shapeshifts into a jay* Gaah! *perches on Steven's head*
Steven    Whoa!

Pearl    *walks over* Amethyst, you're overdoing it.

Amethyst    Uh, chill-it, dude.

Pearl    Just because you can shapeshift, doesn't mean you should.

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 03 ⏰

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