| Just some laughs to be ready for the next chapter...there will be heartbreak and sadnesss..enjoy :) |
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Malai: I need some serotonin.
Thyme, standing up:
Thyme, sitting back down: I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some.
MJ: He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
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Roselyn: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
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Thyme: *coughs blood*
Tai: Don't die, Thyme!
Thyme: Don't tell me what to do!
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MJ: What's up with Thyme? He's been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Ren: He's just a little overwhelmed.
MJ: Why?
Ren: Malai smiled at him.
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Aum: I owe you one.
MJ: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Malai, to Thyme: Hey so... I'm realizing that I'm in love with you.
Thyme: Can you hold on a second?
Malai: Yeah, for what?
Thyme: Ren isn't responding.
Malai: What's that have to do with this though?
Thyme: That btch has gotta tell me what the hell I'm supposed to say.
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Kavin, texting MJ: Who are you? Someone changed all my contact names.
MJ: What did they change my name to?
Kavin: Batman.
MJ: Don't change it back.
Kavin: But who the hell are you?
MJ: I'm Batman.
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Malai: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Ren: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Gorya I just think she's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*Later that night*
Ren, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Malai: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Thyme: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Thyme, right after Malai leaves the room: I miss her already.
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Malai: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Glakoa and Gorya: We have three actually-
Thyme: Pick your favorite.
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Taley: Ha, I'm a piece of trash...
Phupha: As someone who cares deeply about the enviroment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?
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Kavin: You're different...
Kaning: You probably say that to everyone.
Kavin: Yeah but it's your turn to hear it now.
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Thyme: That was so hot, Malai.
Malai: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Thyme: I'm so in love with you.
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Kaning: Do you take constructive criticism?
Kavin: No, only cash or credit.
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Gorya: Hey, where you at?
Malai: My limit. I'm at my FCKING limit.
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Lita: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
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Thyme: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Ren: How so?
Thyme: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Thyme: My mother came into my room in the middle of the night so I pretended to be asleep. She stroked my cheek and hair for a minute and then left. Is she planning to kill me...?
Lita: No, she just loves you.
Malai: She's planning to kill you.
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Kaning: Where's Lita?
Gorya: Don't worry, I'll find her.
Gorya, shouting: Malai sucks!
Lita, distantly: Malai is the best person ever! Fck you!
Gorya: Found her.
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Malai: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Thyme: Several traffic violations.
MJ: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Kavin: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Ren: Also, that's not our car.
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Malai: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Malai, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
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Ren: How are you today?
Gorya: Please don't make me think about my life.
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Malai: A good romance starts with a good friendship!
MJ:...And a bad romance starts with Rah-Rah Ah Ah Ah! Roma Roma-ma! Gaga, Ooh la la!~
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Tesla: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.Kaning: I'm worried about you.
Malai and Thyme, seeing him go towards the lion den: Just let him do it.
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Just A Weed - F4 Thailand
FanfictionMalai never went against Thyme and his ideas, even though she hated it she kept her mouth shut. But when Thyme targeted Gorya, a girl who was like her sister, Malai couldn't keep quiet anymore.
