Dumb Fanfiction Monents!

Family

Ugh!

Just ugh!

Like UGH!

No seriously, UGH!

I feel like in every fan-fiction I read the parents are shitty.

Seriously shitty.

They are mean, cruel, and rude!

It's not even funny.

Who's parents starve their kids to death!?

Probably they are too busy with something, you don't know how to ask for food, or your to lazy to make something!

But the worst part about fan-fictions is when the parent(s) are abusive and the OC/reader has siblings in the boy band genre.

The reason why that's bad is because YOU ARE LEAVING YOUR SISTER(S) OR BROTHER(S) ALONE WORH ABUSIVE PARENTS!

A-B-U-S-I-V-E!

Do you want me to define that as well!?

I found this in a fan-fiction once...

"FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD I'M GOING WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND HARRY GOD DAM STYLES ON HIS TOUR AROUND THE WORLD! IM NOT STAYING HERE ANYMORE TO ONLY BE YOUR PUNCHING BAG." Melissa yelled at her parents.

"Mel can me come too?!" Melissa's 4 year old sis asked.

"No! Stay with mom and dad!" Melissa said taking her suitcase and walk onto the tour bus to be kissed by Harry.

WOW!

I have two younger sisters, I would never let anyone hurt them... PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY!

Not even ditch them for my new boyfriend Harry Goddam Styles (I don't even like One Direction... sorry for the fangirls who love them)!

Wait, but then there's the family that's too fucking perfect.

Has anyone seen the old 70's maybe 80's cheesy commercials when there's a basic family of four (a dad, a mom, an older brother, and a younger sister.) and that family doesn't have any flaws?

Well most fan-fictions have that cheesy commercial family.

And the OC is fucking perfect as fuck.

Beautiful, talented, intelligent, straight A student, gets along with everyone, is popular, rich, can go anywhere she wants, and has a boyfriend like Tadashi Hamada.

Gosh diddly darn... OFF TO FUCKING MARS YOU GO!

No one is perfect!

Don't comment some one who is, NO ONE IS PERFECT!

NO ONE!

Okay... I need to take a deep in and out.

Someone please get me some water.

Then there's family history.

Unknown!

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOUR FAMILY HISTORY BE UNKNOWN!?

It's either you don't know your family history or you just don't know.

UGH!

Holy shit!

I'm done with family!