OMG LYK CANT FYST SORY PPL :DDDD
HOPE YOU LYKYYY!!!
Translation: I have terrible grammar and this sucks ass.
I fucking hate how people leave the description of their story like this. Bitch tell me in 5 fucking sentences what your story is about with out giving it away.
I know it can be difficult.
And I'm not so great at writing them either. I fucking hate the descriptions, I wish they didn't exist.
I want to erase them from the world.
But I can't and there's no official law for it so until then we have to put up with this and try to make and amazing fucking description that will make people cry.
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These are some rules I personally follow:
1. Make it short
I have see this one book once and the fucking description went on for another 7 goddam paragraphs.
Holy shit, I just want to get a good sense of what it is about.
2. Make it interesting
Do not make a description with three words.
Hope u lyk!
Just no.
Add some imagination for the readers.
3. Don't add questions
Okay at the end of every description besides the authors note there are questions, example;
Will Claire fall in love? Will she run away with this strange alpha? Will she become a wolf? Is she ever going to go home?
Read this book to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay the answers to that is pretty simple and doesn't sound like a good Fan-Fic.
Plus it will be lame cause I already know the answers to all of that, yes, yes, yes, and no.
4. No authors note
UGH THESE THINGS! I get it if it's in the end of the a chapter or at the beginning but in the description?
FUCK NO!
This this are annoying as fuck!
And I mean you can have a nice description but the authors note is so UGH!
Especially if you are talking to yourself {we'll come back to this}!
5. If needed put authors note
I know I just said not to but if you need to clarify something that's fine but make it quick!
6. If sexual, violent, or contains any mater that will make readers uneasy warn them!
I don't mind it personally, I read yaoi 24/7.
But if it's incest, rape, bondage, or a sex scene tell people! This stuff can make people so ugh (trust me I wrote stories that includes all of this).
If it contains so much gore and blood and guts to the point it makes people sick... Then put a goddam warning.
7. No spoilers
It's like a fucking movie.
You don't want any fucking spoilers if you haven't see the movie!
So in the description don't go with the shitty fucking authors note and say;
A/N: Hahahahahaha soooo little spoiler alert the main chara dyessss!!! Kk
FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
I want to read the goddam story and find out for my self!
8. Talking to yourself
Admin: Hey hey
Levi: Shut up brat!
Admin: That ain't nice............... I cry!
Levi: Until that loser comes back I'll tell you the story.
Don't talk to yourself! It's wired and not funny.
Seriously.
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So if you haven't seen the photo at the beginning of the story, I highly suggest you to go and see it.
50 views? Really!
That is gay. I don't mean the cute gay I mean faggot gay.
I personally don't care about the authors life 90% of the time.
So please don't base the book off your life and bitch I'm pretty sure you have never been though a Zombie Apocalypse in you whole entire life.
That is an example of a bad description and fanfic.
Jesus Christ I'm pretty sure the OC is nothing like you either.
I have read one chapter from the book and the OC is already abused by her only living family member left.
BITH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! DOES YOUT PARENTS ABUSE YOU IN THE REAL LIFE? I FUCKING HOPE NOT!
THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE AN ATTENTION SNEAKER!
If you guys have any recommendations tell me.
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HumorEvery Fanfiction has it's dumb (constantly repeated) moments... THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TO HELP YOU GUYS NOT MAKE THOSE MISTAKES! ;) I promise I do the same thing so this would be a learning experience for both of us!
