-Why does it always have to be smut?
-Can't there be a simple hug without grinding?
-Can't there be a kiss with out asking for entrance? Like, who's asks to enter someone's mouth!?
- Can't there be a discussion without moaning?
- Why can't it be two friends simply saying "your the best or I love you, but no homo!"?
- Why can't gays or lezs be allowed? (Depending on what you all read)
- Why is there sex in every chapter?
- Why can't the girl understand you don't automatically have twins after getting a pregnancy back saying '+'?
- Why can't it just be a "normal" relationship without any ideas (kinks) of... Any kind?
- Why can't it be a cuddly relationship not a cuddly relation ship?
- Can you say a sentence without moaning or stuttering or asking it?
- Still a virgin... Really after have sex three nights in the row?
ITS OKAY!!! IT WAS ANAL!
- *Gets kidnap and sold for sex slave*
- Why can't it be friendly love?
- Why can't it be family love?
No, a spanking doesn't count.
- Guy I can't even tell you how many times I have saw a book cover and the description of the story and it tricked me making me think it was going to be all fluff.
My mind is no longer a virgin because of Wattpad.
- That moment when the girl asks if he used a condom after getting freaky.
- That moment when you read a whole book with out any smut.
*Celebrates with Dora*
- I highly recommend you guys to read The Lonely Sunflower, especially if you know what Hetalia is. This book taught me about the different loves.
YOU ARE READING
Dumb Fanfiction Monents!
HumorEvery Fanfiction has it's dumb (constantly repeated) moments... THAT'S WHY I'M HERE TO HELP YOU GUYS NOT MAKE THOSE MISTAKES! ;) I promise I do the same thing so this would be a learning experience for both of us!
