Cosmic Ice

Neptune, Mars, and Rohan

"You're joking right?" Korra pleaded as the two walked into a kid's theme park filled with- well. Kids. They were running around in the 'space shuttles' or drowning in the ball pit. The place looked like it was supposed to be a different colour in some parts and not sticky in many.

"Nope" Asami placed her hands onto her hips and grinned coyly, "Welcome to Captain Neil's space adventure grumpy-pants". The hockey player scoffed like the wind was knocked out of her, "I'm sorry, I'll be less...I'll be tolerable" she begged turning to face her. Asami's grin turned into a smirk, "I appreciate your cooperation."

"So we can go?"

"Heh, no."

Korra sighed like she'd just been denied a right to live. "Don't be so dramatic, we were going to have to come here anyways" Asami shrugged, "May as well knock it off the list first". A kid ran past them with snot running down his nose dripping onto a soggy hot dog he was eating and giggling like a maniac. Korra covered her mouth and her eyes widened, she glanced at Asami who seemed amused by the whole situation.

"What the fuck are we even going to find out here?" she asked with her brows furrowed. The Sato bit back her lower lip and surveyed the area, "hm, I don't know." the jade eyes looked towards the map of the place by the entrance. It was ripped and faded, no help there. She looked around for anything else, only seeing about five adults who seemed to be in shellshock or something.

"I mean- when you're traveling and you get lost what do you do?" Asami questioned looking back at a grossed out Korra. "This isn't Dora the explorer Sato, say it" she urged. Asami sighed and rolled her eyes, "You ask the locals damnit" she huffed, "I was trying to make it- shit.. doesn't matter you ruined it" she grumbled.

Korra scrunched her nose in disgust as she looked at the kids again.

That's pretty cute... 
In- In a straight way- and in a um a friendly... friendly way

"Who looks like they're least likely to puke on sight or assume we're cougars?" Korra asked with her eyes darting from child to child. Asami looked around the area again,

That one by the slides has red spots over him, Korra's not gonna go anywhere near him....hm.
She looked towards the space shuttles, there was a kid sitting in there looking at her hands in a concentrated state.

What's wrong with her?

"Uh, what about her?" Asami asked pointing towards the shuttles. "You want us to go inside those fuckers?" Korra asked with her brows furrowed. "If it's the only way" Asami shrugged. Korra scratched behind her neck, "I uh I can't". 

"It's just Kids Korra, don't be dramatic"

The hockey player sighed, "I get..." she looked to the side, "Claustrophobic". Asami snorted, "Ha! you? claustrophobic?" she teased. Korra glared at her, "Fuck off."
They looked back at the kid who began to lick the shuttles.

"Ugh"
"Eugh"

They both snarled in a shared disgust. "Okay, um yeah, so not there" Asami said turning to look at a corner by the ball pit. There was a little raven haired boy there reading a space pamphlet. Asami briefly nudged Korra and pointed, "Him, he looks somewhat normal".

Korra hummed.

The two walked over to the kid and Asami cleared her throat to try and get his attention. He looked up from his pamphlet before looking back down. 
Korra huffed, "Rude..." she mumbled earning a raised brow from Asami, "You're one to talk" Asami sassed. Korra looked at her, "why are you punishing me?". Asami scoffed, "I'm no-"

"Can you guys please leave me alone? You're kind of making noise" The kid spoke getting their attention. Asami crouched down to him, "Oh hey kiddo. We wanted to ask-"
"My mom is married" he sighed. 

Asami smiled warmly, "No that's not wh-"

"He's at work right now, I'm not lying" he mumbled before flipping a page. korra furrowed her brows, "Stop interrupting her damnit. I'm sure your mom's not that hot" she demanded. Asami briefly glared at her, "Korra- be nice" she turned back to the boy, "We just wanted to ask about what you know about, well, space." she asked. 

The boy's eyes instantly gleamed and a big smile spread across his face, "Really?".

Aw, so cute..

"Yeah, do you mind?" Asami questioned. The boy shook his head and stood up, "No!" he grabbed onto Korra's hand causing her eyes to widen slightly and her body language get tense.

Please don't cuss this kid out.