it wase a sad dai and valino was sad becus his frend dyed but that wase actooalli fife yeres agoe.
he had bin lifing in misseri becus he luvd angle and now he is ded forevur. he then got an ideeur! wat if he aksed sumwun to do an ritchooal to refife angle. he fort off hoo he cud aks too do this ritchooal with him but to no avale. he then relised he did no sumwun hoo cud help him, but that is his other frend (vocks) werst enimi. ALISTER! he hass a lot off magic powurs and cud definitly help him wiff the rififal. so he spock to hi's V frends and they wer SHOKED!
"WOT?!?!?! WOT VEUH HEL AR YU TOLKING ABOWTE?!?!" vevit sayd angreli. in a bretish acksent becus she is from bretin.
"noe wai in heck! am eye leting yu speek to HIM!!!!! HE IS SUCH AN STUPID nigger!" vocks says.
valino crise a bit becus all he wantid is to see his frend agin(the wun he raps) and he culd never agin.
the next dai he ternd on the raydeo and herd alister saing he wase leting pepil tolk on he's shough. valino wase so ecksited to sie that he wase doeingthis. so he fild an apliceshon too goe on the shough. he put his letar in the powste bocks and hopped that he wud be ackseptid.
a cupl weeks latir he sese a leter in he's powste bocks and gotted soooooooo ecksited! he fastli opind it up and sore that he wase ackseptid!!!!!!!!! he jamped fur joi and he wase soooo ecksited so he gotted redy imidietli for the shough.
it wase the next dai and he went up too alister's hows and he wase a little bit scard becus it was so scery and it was alsough a bit eary. he gotted too the styoodeo and it wase almowst lik the wun valino and angle hadded wen they rapped eachover. alister wase serprissed at the site off valnentio becus he fort he haytid him, so he fort it wase trying to be an asasinationing him.
"wi ar yu hear?!?! yu ar not my fan so wi?!?!?!?!" alister sayd showtingly.
"i needid to speek to yu abowt angle. yu knoe he is ded.. rite?"
"yes, i do no he his ded i liv in the saym hotel as him wen he wase alyv. he hav a mumoriel."
"w-wow..... i did not think yu wer so nys...." valntio says shoked.
"yes.. mi and him wer veri clowse..... very.......... clowse................" alister sayd sugestavli.
"WHAT?!?!?! WHAT ARE YU MEENING BY THIS?!???!!?" sayd vlinto.
"i hav big secks wif him wen he wase alyv. and YU kild him." sayd alister
" WHAT?!?!??! it wase not on purpiss, i wase just inosintly raping him." sayd valentio.
" oh shore.... and yu acksidentali just gotted ackseptid tu my shough as wel... wat a coinsidins." alister says disipontidly.
"no.. thats.... thats not it.... i wantid to aks yu to help me..." valeninto sayd sadli.
"oh?" alister sayd.
"i want too refife angle.. i mis him so mutch and i CANOT TAK IT ANIMOR!!! i no yu do the vudu stuf, yu cud help me..? plese, i no yu luvd him too... if yu helpt, we cud hav split ownarshep, fifti fifti, but yu haff too pay mi angle suport hahaha" sayd valino
"oh, i sea. wel then, shore. i wil help. onli on wun condishun. if u dont rap him animor." alister says
"w-wot..? but..... no..... NO." valinto says dominetli, as he stands he's grownd.
"fyne. but that meens i get to rap him too." alister says.
"fyne.£ says valno.
(orthurs note: hi guys sori for the long wayt of riting this chaptor, i had cansir so it took sum tyme to heel. but im fyne now so yeah.)
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