angle was in le kitchen and he was cooking up the epic dish. called hell meal. it was supoer epic and cool but you csnt taste it cus youre a human you twat. alingstor warked in and sayed "heya pal! whats cooking good lookin'"!
"oh nothin'.. heh heh... jus some.. HELL MEALS!!! WITH THE SATAN SORSE!
alistor got a bonner at the mention of his second favourite dish.. next to jumbuleyeah, of corse. he went woash angwl can i hav a taste!! and agle sayed "heah heah of coruyse you can, buddy!!"
agingstor put his lips up the the broth and toookn a slurp. little did he nowe. it wasnt JUST satam sorce that was the only sorce in hell meal.. it was asngles special rfamily resipee.
cum jizz11!!!
alisot felt the angles sperms wriggling in his jor and sayed 2woag angle i didnt know the satans sorce vame wiht miny satans that wirrgle in your mouth!"
"oh alasotr, my neyeeeve stupid nigger! its my nangel nut!"
alstor eas ssayed fuck you angel and he warked out. he sayed to all the hasbing h9otel that nagles hell meals had cumes in them. and not to eat them or else youd become preggnent. cus the sperms would wriggle into yuor urethra when you go pee 9or your vaggie if youre a stupid woman.) and make a bbaby grow.
they said ok but huskere was fee;ling rebelios. he wanted to try the hells meals.
a foow ours later, angle warked intot the mauin hotel bilding asnd said "anyone wabnts sum hells meals? with satan sorce and the traditional dust family recipe!"
charlsies looked supsitous. and so did vagina. and so did lucif and so did nifety and so did sir penile and alistor was just REALLY MEGA angry cus he tasted angles jizz vum.
"eem.. i think alistor sayed not todrink cus cum was in ity but ill have some cus youre sonice and dont look like you have any malicous cumtentions.
great!! eat up faggiots.!"
theyd rinked and drinked until tehyre bellies werw big and round!! but NOT becxause they were fat or because peyero cinijal wrote this capter, but because they were PEGNANT!!!b with anglred kid! anglen the slit his swrist with butcher nife in the kichin.
a foo motnsh later, they ALL excpoet alkitor fe;t little kick in belly cus aby was growing!!!
suddnly, they heard scream from sir penis roon:
BABY IS CUMMING!! OUT OF YM PEE POEE HOLE! HElp me vagina and charlie im gonna frewkaing die!!"!"!""!"!""
to be cumtinued.....
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