so uh yeh it wase a reely cold day in hel even tho hel is like hot and lots of fyre and everiwere. it wase raning and alistar wase sad bwecus he misd angle. so he fort wat if i refifd angle wifout teling anywun and we runned awi togever. he wase like heck yeaah!!!!! so he startid the ritchual and he gotted sum candls and solt and a chunc of angles hare. he putted the candls down on the grownd and he litted thme and then he spickled solt in the shaip of a petnigrem and then he putted angle's hare in the midl. he sayd
"i herbye sai angle wil be alyf plese thank u" and then angle cummed out from the flor agin like last tym he wase refifed.
angle wasde liek erm what the frifck and he sayd "wat in the crud iseven goig on hear?!!?!?!?"
"don wori my luv i am hear too safe yu and we wil run awai togever and no wun wil no yu ar alyf"
alenstor sayd
"oh okai as log as fatb nugest does not see me like this because i wouldnt want the fat uggest to see me like this" angle sayd. "i dont want fat to noew im alife because he wood be sad if i dyed again and i dont wont him tof eel sad cuz i love fat uggest because i am in a sexcsual relashunship wif hime. "
al;istar sayed ok and tookede angle to the hell street where fat nuggest wasnt vere. suddenlt a voyse called out fromn the disstunse.
"hey!, its me, sonic!"
amngle rubbed one out at the sight og him "why was he in hell i fought he was a goood guy? sonic" angle sayed
"no its cuz i raped and enslaved children sonic laffed
angle was pritty suprisd and weas lik okmman i didjnt noe you wood do vat i foort you wur a good guy cuz you killd eggmen cuz he was evil not becuase he was working for the CPS.
ok
so like they worked togetver and angle was like "mate anlister leaf me alone you tryed to kill me erlieyuh wiv valenninto. i dont like you8 anymore i hatehasbvin hotel now."
ok aluister
aliisster was a bit sad and he cried when he got home to the hassbin hotel (its not aschsuly his home but he stayes there cuz he has no house and hes wurking for the hazbin htoel leader corled char;ier and vagina.
angle was like "hey sonic dude go to hasbin theres lots of ppeeople there and ver is room you can stay in unles it was like sooper biszzy when i was dead and all ve rooms are booked.
ok
vey arrioved at the hotrl and it was preetty cool i gueds i dont really know i wasnt there im just riring this cyuz im finking of it right now i dont actually know if sonic sex trafficed children i justy thinking it now cuz its a storee and i neeed vyoowers pleaaedse
vey opind th big doors wich wur very big cuz it was a big hotel and chartly was like hey sonic! welcome to hashbin htoel! oh and angle its been like suooper logn where is fatty nug? i foort he was with you or something idk.
they were working along nd nagle was like my cloves aree super blud stained i gotta was them and then he got naykid in fron of sonic and sonic got a bonner.
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pretend alisor is sonic ok
sonic sayed "i knwo youve bin froo a lot but can i sex you i really fink your hot ok i wont rape you!!! he sayed with a huge hairy quilly blue coke poking froo his pants. angle looked at it and was like "holy crap! thats pretty HUGE bonner!! he he he he !!!" (he larfed like that by the way)
sonic ran through angles green hill zone without his permission angle anyway and angle hung himself in front of husk
