after he waoke up (he died earier but hes alife again now) he was like 'yeah man im gonna put my pedo life behind me!' and ran away to the big city to lif his lyfe. when he was there, he sore a funny man with a thing on hi head. ali tor was like
"woah man whoarte you? you look pretty funny wiyth that thing on lel!"
the misteeryous stranger replyd: "im osama, this here thing is called a turban! i weare it cus im muslim."
"woah! thats crazy! mr osama, howd a nice guy like you enhd up in a place like this?"
osama seyed. "it was all a gosh darn mistake you see, i was just a average guy and then i dyed ansd wents to hells.! say whatever your name is , how about you join me and my mates for an epic hang-out later"
"my name alastor"
"not anymore you arent! to hang out with my crew, you gotta have a special muslim name! your new nayme can be ali baba.
later on, ali baba and the osama man went to their secret hangout house. there wass a bunch of muslim mens there with the tuban. on . and alisotr felt left out. he looked at the nice guy osamam and sayed "why casnt i have an turban like you guys??" and osama chuckelds.
"of course you can! youre part of our epic osama family now!"
alintor face lites up.
later on after hanmging out playing cs and eatinf dortio, osama sayed: "to get into the osama family, you gotta prove your werf. so how about you do a little mission for us eh?"
alinster sayed : "f couse mr osama. what do you wan5 me to do?"
" just take this backpack full of sweeties to the hell office. all you gotta do is throw the bag in the building, flick the sweetie switch and itll explode with onfetti!"
he giveds hima bag pack with closed zip. he told alinotr to NEVEr look inside under ANy sircumstansis. he sayed oknand walked to the hell office.
he frew the bag in vere, sayed "surprise!" ad flicked the switch, iggling to himseld.
600 dead
hre worlked home funking about his cool noo frends, not paying attention to ve ecplodis bildin g.
osama got sooper happpy and humped alistor wirth glee!! "holy crAP YOU DIDES IT!" a;li baba smled and thought pof all the happy office men who he made happy today.
"tomorrow big day so get sleep boy" osama sayed.
he wokedup in ve morning snd was greeted wiv a special vest wiv a parashuoot on the vback. "cum with us."
he workled onto a plain and they upproaches the hell trade centre. he sayed to alisotr: jump out and surpise the peepole witha massive cake hidden in vee vest!" alistor looked down and sawa grinaid. he got a bit scared and looked at osama. "hey osama. i nveer asked what us your last name? he said suspishusly and scaredly.
"oh. it bin laden.
alisot screemed. "GOLY CRTAP OSAMA BUN LASDEN!! I FORT YOU WETRR A NICE OSAMA NOT A MEEN OSAMA WHO KILLEDS POEEPLE!!!!!!!!"
osarmla shuved alistor out plaine and he landid on the bilding where angle was standing on with fast fuycking twat ugget. he blowed up and killdest 1 MILLION poepl! he then sume how surived and got shots by seal tema.6 . and then ossama got raped by valentino for getting alisot killed and he rimains in hisa sex dunjin to this day.
vee end.
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