Alastor's Grand Misadventure: The 9/11 Conundrum and Other Calamities

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disclaimere: vis is 9/11 special so it isnt meant to be long you faggotsd.


alingstor was warking aroud the hasbninh gotel, and he was thinking abotu wh en his friend angle was groomed into eing part of the alistor quaeda and was shot dead. hes dead for now he might come back . little did he nowe the mean osasma wasnt done...

he crowled out of the sexg dungeuon that was owned by valing tino. bumhole sore, he swored to igsact revenje on angle and alnistor. he straped a bom to his chest and runned to hasbing. 

sir penile was in lebor and the bebeye was cumming soon. he could feel it crowling out of his bum or willy i dont nowe yet. he screamed and seemd nd creamed. al quiaoes da osama was thn spottid by penbius and he sayed 'look gang!! a means osamas is unning at us!!!" and alistore got scarid. he ne there was only wun thing to do. 

refife angle. 

he ddids the magicn kwickly and he cumes bakc. he sayed "heya gangs whats goin on?????!/"" and heb saywed the osama/.

osamling scremaed "after i kill hasbing ill kill the hell towers!!" and he pullsid the bom and it blowed up. in husk face,. angle was sad and slit but he didnt die cus wee need him rn. osamer wass still alives andhe iggled with meanness. 

"im still laive !!V ILM coming arter tyhye hell towers now!!2""""""""

and he runnid off.

alingsotr got worried. what if hell tower blowed up?? what if the peeprle died in hell tower cus they wer doing their job and osamer runne in and blowed up it . !!??anlgistor told angle to followjim to hell tower nnumber 1. so they could stop the mean osamer and only leasve room fore nice osamas. 

they upproached the tower and sawed the osama with a nmilloipn bmb on him nd running to hrll tower!!!angle runnid up and sdayed:

STOP!! what about our awesome gaming clAN? we usedid to play cs and east doriotn snd give poeppe in officed surpieses! with cake!1 and sweetir switch! 

osamer stopped for a seonc, and looked sads. he realised he made angle upset even thoygh he was a meam osame. he puit down the bom and sayed: ok angle youree rite, ij sorry i wont be mean osaner anymore only nice osimler. theythen huggid and angle cried a byt cushe was imoshunal. osamer begindes to leave whej they heared a scream from habing.  sir epnitioos wqas giging birf! athe babeye flewed out at mach 10 and into BOTH the hell towers at nce!!! 

  sir epnitioos wqas giging birf! athe babeye flewed out at mach 10 and into BOTH the hell towers at nce!!! 

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it looked like thuis btw

the hell towrer fell down and killed...

1 TRUKLION HPEEOPLE.!!

hwat the fucmk penis im gonna fucking rap you for that he sayed and shuved baby peniole into pentios ass and raped eminenm.


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