I took a shit and it hurt

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I'm back from the dead cause exams are over and almost no work left! I will be posting more but idk cause yeah

Au: piedras en mi culo (eng: the flowers i hold)

TW: Cuss words, me at my silliest, fluff (people get triggered by it so uhh yeah), my a/n, and a smidge of lemon 🤗🤗🤗

Kou pov:

"Sousuke, can you um..." His warm breath had hit my neck. "Hm?" He asked knowing damn well what i meant. "You shouldn't be here and you could get burned.." He whined. "But kou!~" He whispered in my ear, not even close to letting go.

"It smells so good~" he said hugging my waist tighter. I chuckled slightly. "You say that all the time. I'm starting to think you only like me for my flan." I joked. "Aweee you know that's not trueee" he replied.

I chuckled. "Are you trying to butter me up so you can get extra?" I asked him slightly teasing him. "I'm your boyfriend! We live together, I deserve my sweet treat god damn it!" He said finally dropping the sweet act.

"You'll get some after the fundraiser, these are for Tiara's middle school. Besides, you're an adult, you can go to bed without a sweet treat." I said attempting to reason with him. Which, failed as per usual.

"Sleep on the couch then" He muttered as he let me go and walked in to our room. "You know you should share, sharing is caring after all"  Amane said. "Quit it" Nene replied.

"Hanako, you're no help." She said as she continued to cuddle him on the couch. "I told you to not call me Hanako when the others are here.." he said attempting to change the topic. "Yeah Nene, Hanako doesn't like that nickname!" I said teasingly.

I rushed to put all the flan in the fridge. "Ima go talk to Sousuke, if you guys could just avoid the room?" I asked hoping they'd get the hint id rather them not hear the conversation I was about to have with Sousuke.

"Okay Kou!" Nene smiled as Amane rolled his eyes. "Yeah go make out or something" he said mockingly to which nene bonked his head. I smiled at the thought of having such understanding friends.

I walked over to the door and opened it. I turned around and almost gasped at the sight in front of me. Sousuke has stolen my hoodie and sat in a chair facing the door "You stole my hoodie?" I asked. "You took your sweet time getting here." He scoffed. "Chill.. I had to put everything away!" I said scratching my cheek awkwardly.

"Hmm, I know how you can make it up to me" he said smirking. "I told you! The flans are for tiaras fundraising purposes!" I said somewhat scolding him. "I mean something else~" He said standing up from his chair and kissing me.

Sousuke pov:

-flash back-

"I don't know daikon.." I said a little hesitant. "Trust me! I read it in an article, grabbing someone by the waist then taking them to the room always ends well!" She said. "I-..." I sighed. "Fine I'll do it.. if it doesn't work you owe me $20" I replied silently praying it would work. "Twenty dollars is twenty dollars" she shrugged.

-flashback over-

I leaned forward and kissed him. I skillfully wrapped my arms around his neck. I bite his lip asking for an entrance. I can basically feel how flustered he is. I don't even have to look at him. Kou then unexpectedly picked me up and carried me to bed bridal style.

"It's not that I dont like it but,... why are you doing this?" He asks me curiously as he places me down on the bed and laying down next to me right after. I turned to face him. "I just wanted to try to be intimate.. The daikon said people who are tend to be in relationships longer.." I said telling him the absolute truth since he was bound to know anyways.

He chuckled. "Sousuke Mitsuba, I love you with my whole heart. I have no intention of leaving." He said as he grabbed my hand and kissed it. "Let's go on a date tomorrow after Tiara's bake sale, I'll spoil you rotten." He said as I held back the urge to kiss him. You know what? Fuck it.

I leaned towards him once more. This time however, I hugged him. "Thanks Kou" I said snuggling with him before drifting to sleep.

-MOTHER FUCKING TIME SKIP CAUSE I KNOW DAMN WELL EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO SEE THEM ON A FUCKING DATE WHERE THEY'LL BE ALL CUTESY AND GAY.-

-Sousuke pov cause CAN I FUCKING NOT???? DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY I WANT TO FUCKING WRITE IN A SPECIFIC POV???? ILL EXPLAIN THEN. Cause I wrote a shit ton for kou pov and I need to even it out.-

(I felt silly I swear I'm not mad 😭😭)

I grabbed Kou's free hand. "You sure I'm not underdressed? I sure as hell feel like it.." I say a little insecure. "You look amazing. I love your style." He said assuring me for the millionth time. I was wearing a white cropped shirt with dark blue cargo shorts and my pink zip up jacket.

I feel it's too casual for a restaurant date. "Where are we even going?" I asked him. "You'll see!" He responded as he parked the car. I turned around to see he had parked in a cat cafe. "Do we actually get to go in? You're not joking!?" I asked excitedly.

"Yeah, I told you. I'm going to spoil you rotten cause I love you." He said with an endearing smile.

(THE FUCKING END CAUSE IM TIRED AS SHIT AND IDK WHYYYYYY)

Word count: 970

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