Just realized I never did this at the start of the month...
HAPPY PRIDE WHORES!!!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT SIDE OF THE RAINBOW YOU'RE ON I JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU AS A PERSON AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WRONG FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE!!!
❤️🧡💛🩷💚🩵💙💜🤍🩶🖤
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT I APPRECIATE ALL MY
SLYTHERSLUTS
GRYFFINWHORES
HUFFLEFUCKS
RAVENBITCHES
(Did I get that right? I genuinely forget the names I give you guys 😂)
NO MATTER IF YOUR A LADS LASSIES OR INBETWEENSIES YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WELCOME HERE 💗
MISCHIEF FUCKING MANAGED
THISWRITERSBLOCK
Bonus: how I think marauders and skittles would celebrate pride!
Sirius: Sirius walks into school, sluty outfit, head to toe in rainbow glitter, make up is snatched, he's made "sweater weather" he's theme song for the month.
Remus: no where near as obvious as Sirius but does change is style up so it's a little more revealing, this month all his books are spicy and gay ❤️🔥
James: posters. Posters fucking everywhere. You thought you were safe? NOPE here's a poster! He's throwing a party at the Potter residence and the theme is ~gay vibes only~
Pete: supporting his friends and being an ally, still trying to work out what he's attracted to? Is he attracted at all? Does he want love? Maybe not? Kind of spirals but like in a fun way?
Marlene: OH MY GOD STEP ON MY THROAT YOU FUCKING QUEEN she makes everything sexy, you thought potions was boring? Think again we're making love potions, you thought quidditch was boring? Think again she's formed the hottest fucking cheerleader team and quidditch team in Hogwarts history!
Mary: Absolute badass, changes her style every week depending on how gay she wants to be and what type of gay she wants to be, has mastered eye liner and the eye liner wings, also loves glitter
Lily: Snape move out the fucking way! Lily hasn't got the patience for men this month! You think your girls safe? Think again because LILY FUCKING EVANS HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING PEOPLE
Pandora: Radiating positive energy (more so than usual) she's the living embodiment of a "safe space" and is mastering sexy and sweet all at once!
Dorcas: HAPPY PRIDE SLYTHERSLUTS DORCAS IS TURNING THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM INTO THE MOST EXTRA AND EXTREME CELEBRATION YOUVE EVER SEEN! THIS WOMAN COULD HIT ME WITH HER BROOM AND ID SAY THANK U! FUCKING GODESS WHOS MIXING RED AND GREEN COLOURS WITH NO SHAME
Evan: look maybe we should keep his list private.
Barty: kinky bastards, they're having fun just let them do their thing. They've got every handkerchief on the market... are are using every single one
Reg: do I need to say anything for this man? Anyone who walks past him is knees buckling, there's a line forming to worship this fucking king but to their disappointment REGULUS HAS HIS EYES SET ON ONE TARGET AND BABY BOY WILL BE CELEBRATING EVERY NIGHT 😏
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