SBG Oneshots For The Soul [REWORKING]

Ermmm hyperfix fo brrr | [Chatfic]

Ermmm ik I said I'm on a break but I wanna make a chatfic cause I'm currently waiting for my book/reviewer to be delivered lol 🤡

Also this is based on me and my friend's chats in the GC yesterday lol

Anyways instead of the others it's Tay, Lo and Ash!! 1! 1! 1! Cause idk :3

(Author is projecting her hyperfixes on Ash 🔥🔥)

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Girly Girls‼️ (Aka. The Sewers 🤝)

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stro-Lo-gay: why are red flags so fuckin' hot like..

Beaver: Ikr— 😭
Beaver: I mean Tyler's a red flag tbh
Beaver: he fucking told me not to bite tables when he also bites tables smh

Astro-Lo-gay: wait he bites tables.. 💀

Beaver: Yeah 💀

Astro-Lo-gay: also idk if it's true but that bush kid is going to Canada in December??

Beaver: omg

Best driver: Cnada

Beaver: OMG HI ASHHH!!

Best driver: I just came back from a war (thunderstorm)
Best Driver: Hello

Beaver: the rain was so heady
Beaver: HEAVY*

Best driver: real

Beaver: anyways, wydddd? M

Best driver: Trying to cope with the damn thunder

Beaver: sad 😞

Astro-Lo-gay: YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE RAIN IN YOUR AREAS??? DAMN BEST LIFE..

Best driver: why— oh yeah you're somewhere with you grandparents, correct?

Astro-Lo-gay: Mhm

Best driver: it's so cold here I'm freezing like I'm having frostbite

Beaver: I would wear a shirt tbh

Best driver: I'm under two layers of blankets what

Astro-Lo-gay: what the hel do you really need that much

Best driver: well try to get frostbitten

Astro-Lo-gay: wait why does my name have gay in it

Beaver: cause you are

Best driver: anyways any advice on how to stop trembling

Astro-Lo-gay: boiling water

Best driver: WHAT

Beaver: IT'LL HELP U STOP TREMBLING IN THE COLD THO

Best driver: YEAH BUT NOW ID RATHER GET FROSTBITTEN THAN GET BOILED 💀

Astro-Lo-gay: Square the amount of jackets you have (the most shit advice 🗣️🗣️🗣️)

Beaver: nvm just wear a sleeveless shirt :3

Best driver: WHAT 🧍‍♂️

Astro-Lo-gay: freeze to death

Best driver: the best advice actually