Let the Prank War Begin

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Author's Note: Loki thinks he has the perfect prank planned, only to find out that Thor had several pranks waiting for Loki, and you're helping out on both sides.

INT. HALLWAY - DAY

You're walking down the hall, hoping today might be somewhat average -- but is it ever a normal day, though? Not in this palace.

You see Loki dart out of Thor's room. He barrels straight towards you.

LOKI
I need your help.

Loki grabs your arm mid-run and yanks you into his room.

INT. LOKI'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Loki shuts the door behind you, and lets go of your arm. He hunches over, out of breath.

LOKI
I have the perfect prank planned. And you're part of it.

YOU
What? No, Loki, I'm not...

LOKI
Don't worry. It'll be fun.

He nods his head and smiles at you enthusiastically.

You give him a half smile.

YOU
(cautiously)
What do I have to do?

LOKI
I need you to get Thor and make sure he comes to his room. He can't be suspicious about anything.

YOU
And what are you going to do?

Loki smiles mischievously.

LOKI
It's a surprise.

YOU
Fine. As long as you're not hurting each other, I'll help.

LOKI
I'm only hurting his pride.

You give Loki a look and turn to walk out the door.

INT. THOR'S ROOM - LATER

You step inside Thor's room. Thor follows behind you.

THOR
Why did you need to talk to me in here?

YOU
Because--

You turn your head to see a body lying in Thor's bed.

Thor turns around, completely forgetting about your conversation.

THOR
Brother, this is such a lame joke.

Thor walks over to the bed, cautiously lifting out a hand.

He prods the body.

The body disappears into thin air, the covers falling flat.

Thor quickly turns around.

THOR
Brother, come out.

He quickly looks around the room.

THOR
This isn't funny.

You stand by the door, looking around the room, waiting. Your heartbeat quickens as time passes.

You hear a voice in your ear.

LOKI
(whispers)
Stay here.

You gasp, clutching your heart.

THOR
What was that?

YOU
Loki, don't scare me like that!

THOR
Loki.

Loki's body appears out of thin air. He stands on the bed.

THOR
Got you.

Thor leaps onto the bed and lunges at Loki.

Loki's body disappears again.

THOR
Loki! This isn't funny.

Suddenly, a waterfall of liquid falls from the ceiling, drenching Thor as he stands on his bed. It's a weird colored mixture of cream.

THOR
AAAGGHHH!!!

Thor stares angrily out at the room.

THOR
You're going to pay for this!!!

Thor jumps off the bed.

THOR
Aaryanna, get down and stay down!

Confused, you kneel down on the floor.

Thor summons his hammer and blasts the room with lightning. Bolts fly every direction.

After a few seconds, Loki appears out of thin air and is knocked to the floor, writhing from the lightning blast.

You gasp and stand up, running over to Loki.

YOU
Thor!

THOR
Sorry, but I'm SICK of these PRANKS!

Loki sits up and smiles like a maniac.

LOKI
I quite enjoyed that one.

You help Loki stand up.

LOKI
I do hope you enjoy washing that off in the shower.

Thor glares at Loki and walks into his bathroom, peaking into the shower.

THOR
There's nothing here.

Thor turns on the water. Bright green water floods from the faucet, some drops falling on his arm.

Thor shuts the water off and walks back into his room, bright green spots stained on his arm.

Thor slowly walks up to his brother.

You take a step back, not wanting to get in the way.

Loki side steps Thor and runs full sprint towards the door.

Thor hurls his hammer at Loki, knocking him down before he can reach the door handle.

THOR
We're going to settle this once and for all. After this, no more pranks.

Loki looks up at Thor from the floor.

LOKI
I can't promise that.

THOR
We'll have a battle of wits and pranks, and whoever wins is champion.

Loki stands up.

LOKI
I like the sound of that.

THOR
And if you lose, you can never pull a prank on me again.

LOKI
I'll never lose.

THOR
Oh you will, brother.

LOKI
You're on.

You step in between the two boys.

YOU
Maybe this isn't a good idea--

THOR
--Aaryanna, I need your help to win.

LOKI
You can't ask for help.

THOR
I know you sent her to me to lure me into this prank. If you get help, I get help, too.

LOKI
Fine.

Loki puts his hand on the doorknob.

LOKI
Prepare to lose.

THOR
Prepare to never prank again.

Loki swings open the door and leaves.

YOU
Good, luck Thor.

Thor stretches out his hand to you.

THOR
Wait! I'm really going to need your help.

To be continued...

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