Horny Haunting

Shenanigans

~Katsuki's POV~

"A little heads up would be fucking nice" I grumbled walking towards the kitchen, picking up my phone on the way.

"Yeah, it was pretty last minute for the rest of us too honestly," Shitty Hair said sheepishly

"But, regardless, we're here bestie," Pinky said sassily plopping herself on my couch making me roll my eyes.

"Whatever," I grumbled stepping into the kitchen. I hadn't eaten anything yet, and it seemed I'd have to make more than originally planned.

I opened the notes app on my phone, typed something out, and pushed it in the direction I felt Deku's presence.

'If you're going to be annoying at least help me make breakfast, asshole'

I felt him slap my ass making me inhale sharply "I'll take that as a yes" I muttered "Now! I'm making pancakes, with sausages, so if you can't eat any say so now! I'm not making food unnecessarily and waste food!"

"I'll have some!" Sparky yelled from the living room

"Same here, mi amigo!"

"I'll have some!"

"Thanks Bakubro!" With that out of the way, I began collecting all the ingredients needed, instructing Deku to get the ones I couldn't bother to reach.

After putting all the ingredients for the pancakes in a bowl, silently telling Deku to stir it, I turned my attention to the sausages, in the pot. "Hey Bakugou, do you..." I turned around and saw Latino Bitch staring at the now unmoving bowl of pancake batter.

"What?" I asked annoyed, he was just standing there, "What do you want?"

"I- uhm- do you have a t-type C charger, I...I forgot mine" he stuttered out his gaze flickering between me and the bowl. I rolled my eyes and turned back to the sausages.

"Look in the coffee table drawer," I said waving him off. Once I finished with the sausages, I set up, I began getting plates while Deku got started on cooking the pancakes. "Keep your eyes on those" I muttered pointing at the pancake he had in the pan while I opened the fridge to retrieve the two bottles of orange juice I had. Well, One and a half.

When I stood back up, out of the corner of my eye I noticed the extras peeking into the kitchen. I turned to them and they ducked behind the wall. I raised an eyebrow, before rolling my eyes waving Deku to continue making the food since he had stopped due to their shenanigans.

Once we finished, I plated everything and called them all for their food. They all came in a line, eyeing my kitchen suspiciously. "Uhm, do you have honey?" Pink Shit asked, looking all over the kitchen as though she was expecting someone to jump out at her.

"It's over there," I said pointing at the bottle of honey I had taken out earlier in case anyone wanted any "Also, what the fuck is going on with all of you idiots? You keep eyeing me, and the kitchen like you're expecting me or a random person to jump out at you and fucking murder you all"

"Well-"

"How about we explain that, and ask you a couple questions after we've all eaten?" Pinky said cutting off Pikachu. I rolled my eyes and picked up my plate of food and glass of juice, taking it with me to the living room where I sat and ate with the other idiots.

We were all mostly silent save for Pikachu asking random questions out of nowhere that someone would answer, and then we'd go back to eating. After we all finished, Shitty Hair took all our dishes and washed them before returning to his spot on one of my couches.

"So, what the fuck?" I asked crossing my arms and legs in my spot on the couch.

"Uh, haha" Shitty Hair laughed nervously "Uhm, Bakugou, remember when you said the previous owner of the house was stupid for selling the house so cheap because there's no such thing as ghosts and spirits and such?"

"Yeah?" I said, raising an eyebrow at him, wondering where he was going with this. He definitely didn't see Deku. I know that.

"I think -"

"We think that you may have ghosts," Pikachu said, cutting off Soy Sauce Face

I rolled my eyes. "And why do you idiots think so?" I asked, rolling my eyes at their stupidity, starting to genuinely get dizzy.

"Well, when I came to ask you if you had a type C-charger, I saw the spoon stirring the pancake batter, without anyone touching it," Latino Bitch said making my eye twitch

"That's it?" I asked nonchalantly making their eyes widen

"W-well, Sero came back and told us what he saw, so we peaked into the kitchen and saw the bowl pouring some of the batter into the pot, again, with no one touching it," Pinky said making my eye twitch again as she moved her hands frantically, as though this was an emergency.

I sighed before staring at Deku who floated in the middle of the room smiling at me sheepishly. It's obvious the other guys couldn't see him and judging by the way they were looking at me, they probably think I've lost my mind.

"Don't bother them, but come out, stupid bastard" I said rolling my eyes again.

"Oh I don't care about them," he said waving me off, and judging by the reactions of the idiots, they could see him now.

"Oh my god," Pinky said leaning back and away from Deku. I sighed

"Idiots, this is Deku, Deku, Idiots," I said watching Deku roll his eyes at the introduction

"Hello, I am Izuku Midoriya, it's lovely to meet you all," he said turning his attention to everyone else.

"Uhm, well, uh, I- I'm Sero Hanta"

"I'm Mina Ashido"

"I'm Denki Kaminari"

"I'm Eijiro Kirishima"

"Great, now that that's done and over with..." Deku trailed off and dinner menacingly making the others visibly scared while I just felt mild annoyance. Suddenly it all went dark and my heart dropped.

~Isn't it daytime~

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