*drops "new" FTO AU and disappears in the void*
Credits to my friend, Ryotoleo for helping me write this AU and making this AU come back with a better story! (The Inverted AU is just Swap AU 3.0 but with a better storyline)
Trigger Warning: Swearing
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Micheal: Why are you always so paranoid?
David: I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.
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Ritchie: So, how are your drinks?
David:
Lucas:
Ritchie:
David: Did you just poison us?
Ritchie: Oh no! It's a mild sedative. Enjoy your rest, David and Lucas!
Lucas:
David:
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Brandon: Don't correct me!
David: Don't be wrong!
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Lucas: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Micheal: Well, that would be such because you can't microwave metal.
David: Good morning to everyone except those two.
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Devin: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are!
Devin:
Devin: Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't-
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Lucas: One time the Diabolus twins had a fight once and it went like this:
Brandon: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Ritchie: Brandon Diabolus.
Lucas: To this day, I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it.
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Seek: I'm off to do something stupid!
Colin: Hold the fuck up. Not without me.
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Viper: I'm sorry, Devin, but this time I cannot do what you say.
Devin: What do you mean "this time"? You've never done what I said since I've known you.
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Brandon : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Ritchie and not do the thing,
Brandon : Well there's a clear right answer here.
Brandon : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Ritchie : Damn, the power went out.
Brandon : Don't worry, I got this.
Brandon : *stomps foot*
Ritchie : What-?
Brandon : *Sketchers light up*
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Micheal: You think that's cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Ritchie .
Ritchie : Hey, fuck you.
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Ritchie : This is tied for most terrifying day of my life.
Brandon : Tied with what?
Ritchie : Every other day of myself!
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Pat : Brandon, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Brandon : No, it's mine.
Pat: It... looks just like the one I have...
Brandon: You don't have one like this anymore.
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Allumos: I can't believe you've done this.....
Pat: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Allumos, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
Pat: I'M SORRY BROTHER-!
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Brandon : Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up!
Brandon : Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Seek: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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Ritchie : So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Kit: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Ritchie : Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Michael : I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Allumos: Looks like someone's a HO.
Kit: NaBrO.
Mario: I'm done with all of you!
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Allumos: I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kinda way, more like a "I can sleep all day and hit people with no consequences" kinda way.
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Lucas: In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too.
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Devin : New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
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Michael : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Ritchie : And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Brandon : Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Mario: Those are Pokemon cards.
Brandon : You got a magikarp.
Mario: ...
Brandon : It means 'fuck you'.
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Bryan: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy.
Bryan: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Jakey, if you’re out there—
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Pat, talking about Michael : Is this a friend of yours, Allumos?
Allumos: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Devin: Look guys, I need help.
Micheal: Love help?
Nix: Financial help?
David: Emotional help?
Lucas: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Lucas*
Lucas: What?
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Mario: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Viper: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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Alex: Aww, what's your dragon's name?
Bryan: Oliver.
Alex, yelling to Eliore: TRY OLIVER!
Eliore, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Bryan:
Alex: What's your favorite number?
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Kit: So, what's for dinner?
Allumos, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
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Sometimes I forget I have a Wattpad account...
That's probably because of school but I finished my Junior year a few weeks ago and currently on summer break so I'll post whenever I can or have motivation to do so.
If you have any questions about this AU, don't be afraid to ask! Your questions will be answered.
I hope you all have a good day or night!!
Bye!
