Ritchie: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brandon: I don't know why?
Ritchie: To get to the house of the dumb ass. Hey knock knock.
Brandon: Who's there?
Ritchie: The chicken bish.
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Immo: Truth or dare?
David: Truth.
Immo: When was the last time you slept?
David: Dare.
Immo: Go to sleep.
David: I hate this game.
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Kit:*Getting ready to shock Brandon*
Brandon: Ha! You can't shock me! You're to drunk that you see double!
Kit:*lifting her other hand and charging it* Then I have a bolt for each of you.
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Mitch: It's really muggy outside.
Colin: I swear if there's mugs everywhere outside I'm going to kill you Mitch.
Mitch:*sips milk from bowl*
