I've been seeing a lot Bryan AUs so decided to to do Ritchie's AUs.
Ritchie (normal): Ritchie
Ritchie (FTO): Spark
Rian (SNO): Rian
Ritchie (OOOS1): Hermes
Riccaro (OoOS2): Riccaro
Ritchie (Oz): Zombie
Ritchie (SDS): Lust
Spark: You know what I can go for?
Riccaro: A hug?
Spark: No! A way to die!
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Rian: You're pretty stupid!
Lust: Why thank you!
Rian: Why did you appreciate that?! I offended you!
Lust: I only focus on the positive. And All I heard was 'You're pretty'
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Ritchie: What did you have for dinner?
Spark: A salad
Ritchie:
Spark: A fruit salad.
Ritchie:
Spark: Grape salad
Ritchie:
Spark: Grapes
Ritchie:
Spark: Fine. I had wine.
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Rian: Birth certificates are just receipt for human beings
Spark: How and were can I return myself?
