Ritchie's AU's

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Richard: Am I grounded?

Spark: Yes you're grounded.

Raindrop: You disobeyed an order.

Demon:*holding a shovel* And we're going to bury you until you learned your lesson!

Richard: Wait what?!

Spark: Um Demon, I think that's not how it works.....

Demon: YES IT DOES!!

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Lust: When I first met you, I didn't like you.

Randis: I know

Lust: And when I got to know you.

Randis: And?

Lust: It did not get better.

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Riccaro: Guys! Look what I found on the road! A wolf!

Vile: Riccaro, that's Rian.

Riccaro: I know. And he's a wolf!

Rian: Can I go back in the ro-

Riccaro: *Holding Rian tighter* NO!

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Hermes: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Ritchie: Wait no! Please-

Hermes: Did you know that 12.3 thought birds populate a year?

Ritchie: What?

Hermes: And over a hundred thousand bees decrease every two years?!

Ritchie: Huh?

Hermes: Get your jacket, we're going to save some bees!

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