Ritchie's AU's

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Rian: I only drink Coffee when Austin gives me a headache.

Druid: *looks at the mountain of cups on the counter* That seems to be a lot.

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If the Ritchie's had a sleepover

Raindrop: Okay it's time to go to sleep.

Zombie:

Rian:

Rjhn: 

Randis: 

Druid: 

Riccaro: The snack smiles back..

Everyone except Raindrop: Goldfish

Raindrop: DANG IT RICCARO!

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Momeji getting to know Riccaro's  AU's

Momeji: I have the urge to do something stupid.

Riccaro: I'm stupid, do me.

Momeji: What?

Riccaro: I mean, you said that you had the urge to something stupid.

Spark: Cha-Cha real smooth

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Randis: Umm Rian what are you doing?

Rian: I WASN'T CLAIMING YOUR FOOD! I CLAIMING WHAT I FOUND!

Rian: *gestering to SNO Mario* And I claimed Mario.

SNO Mario: *chokes on tea and blushing* 

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Spark: Be careful the kitchen counter is sticky

Raindrop: It's okay I'll clean it up.

Raindrop: *walks into Kitchen* WHY IS THERE STICKS ALL OVER THE COUNTERS?!

Spark: Well I did say it was-

Loki: Sticky!

Raindrop: Why do I live here?

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Lust: So I didn't find any hot girls, but I found my leader Micheal's tinder account.

Raindrop: Question, Why were you on tinder?

Rian: Did you swip right?

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